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At a glance, the dwarves and gnomes of the Horkensaft Kingdom are two peoples who are worlds apart. The former are seen as hardcore traditionalists hell-bent on maintaining the status quo, while the latter only look ever forward and upward as they grasp at the future with both hands. And yet, these two seemingly opposing cultures serve as a counter-balance to each other, creating a civilization that draws upon the wisdom of the past to face new challenges.

In the distant past, a time of magic and swordplay, there lived Harold, the mightiest lich of all, a master of arcane sciences, and a challenger of gods. After reaching the pinnacle of his power and finding it surprisingly bland, Harold waged a cataclysmic war against the gods, aiming to shatter the very system that confined him. He took a nap, but he is awake once more.

The citizens of Azurvale are starting to feel the pressure. War with the Empire to the south is imminent, and there's talk of the city's adventurers being drafted into the campaign. Though this conflict seems inevitable and promises to be horrific, the common folk can do little but act like there's nothing wrong. Rather than lose sleep over something so wildly out of their control, they instead worry about tiny, personal, inconsequential issues. However, the people of Azurvale have yet to find out that their capital is already under threat.

Juliette Contzen is a lazy, good-for-nothing princess. Overshadowed by her siblings, she's left with little to do but nap, read, and occasionally cut the falling raindrops with her sword. Spotted one day by an astonished adventurer, he insists on grading Juliette's swordsmanship, then promptly has a mental breakdown at the result. Soon after, Juliette is given the news that her kingdom is on the brink of bankruptcy. At the threat of being married off, the lazy princess vows to do whatever it takes to maintain her current lifestyle.

The devil paid me a visit and said I was going to one day rule his demonic kingdom. The catch: I have to attend the Infernal Academy, located in none other than Hell itself. Thankfully, I won’t be doing it alone. I’m going to surround myself with powerful demonesses (and maybe an angel or two as well).

24/7 Demon Mart: Publisher's Pack features two books from the 24/7 Demon Mart series: The Graveyard Shift, book one, and Monster Burger, book two. It also includes the bonus Hell for the Holidays, a 24/7 Demon Mart Christmas special. Lloyd Wallace is the most clueless crossing guard the intersection of hell and earth has ever seen. So clueless, that he doesn't even realize the beer cave in the corner store where he works is the gateway to hell.

Chuck Taylor thought he was just getting good. Now he’s the only one left. After losing his closest companion in a catastrophic raid, Chuck sets aside his prized weapon and takes on the impossible: the Tower of the Last God. One hundred floors. No checkpoints. No second chances. No one’s ever made it past sixteen. Armed with backup gear, raw grit, and a new dual-wielding ability, Chuck must conquer twisted trials, face the personifications of the Seven Sins, and outfight the Tower’s deadliest champion—Lucifer himself.

Schwert gegen Klaue. Schild gegen Feuer. Der Ritter erhebt sich, um den wilden Drachen herauszufordern. Carl und seine Armeen von Nicht-Menschen konnten beim letzten Mal die Menschenarmee, die den Verbrannten Berg angriff, gerade noch abwehren. So soll es laut den Geschichten ablaufen. Es soll Mann gegen Drachen sein. Nur... das Reich der Nefren hat dieses Memo nie bekommen. Jetzt sind die verdammten zweibeinigen Glatthäute zurück und haben Verstärkung bekommen. Bis jetzt waren die Kräfte des Berges immer gespalten.

Es ist Ferienzeit in London und Abigail, Peter Grants lästige Cousine, kann mehr oder weniger tun und lassen, was sie will. Was bei allen, die sie kennen, eigentlich die Alarmglocken schrillen lassen sollte. Doch Peter ist irgendwo auf dem Land auf Einhornjagd, sodass niemand Abigail davon abhält, magischen Unfug zu treiben - und einem Geheimnis auf die Spur zu kommen: In der Gegend von Hampstead Heath verschwinden immer wieder Teenager. Nach kurzer Zeit tauchen sie wieder auf, unverletzt, aber ohne eine Erinnerung, wo sie waren. Wer hat sie fortgelockt - und warum?

Vampire kommen selten allein. Seit fast einem Jahrhundert ist Ildaria Garcia auf der Flucht, denn sie zieht Ärger magisch an. Jetzt haben jedoch ihre Eskapaden die Aufmerksamkeit der anderen Vampire auf sich gezogen! Sie muss nun schnell untertauchen - und findet sich urplötzlich in den Armen eines großen, tätowierten Muskelpakets wieder. Clubbesitzer Joshua Giscard bedeutet Gefahr, dessen ist sie sich sicher. Doch das Feuer zwischen den beiden brennt heiß. Als sie allerdings von ihrer Vergangenheit eingeholt wird, müssen sie sich ihren Dämonen stellen oder alles verlieren.

Der Eingang in die Welt der Toten liegt nicht irgendwo in dunklen Wäldern, er liegt mitten in Berlin, versteckt zwischen Vorkriegs-Mietkasernen. Und Totengöttin Hel, heute besser bekannt als Frau Hölle, lebt genau hier, unerkannt unter den Menschen. Aber nicht nur sie, auch jede Menge andere von uns längst vergessene Götter haben sich in Berlin eingemietet. Sie führen Kneipen und Friseursalons, arbeiten als Steinmetze oder Trainer beim Behindertensportverein gleich um die Ecke.

Vincent regrets his actions. He's hurt someone he loves. And he's not sure he can make it right.

Wenn der Hund die Sau raus lässt und das Herrchen auf dem Zahnfleisch Gassi geht, dann stimmt etwas nicht...

“A brilliant amalgamation of history, literature, horror, humor and humanity, unfolding with page-turning energy.” — Petalama Argus-Courier From New York Times bestselling author Christopher Moore comes a hilariously deranged tale of a mad scientist, a famous painter, and an undead...

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Mukohda, the salaryman from modern Japan who was (accidentally) whisked away to another world via a “Hero Summoning” ritual, finally arrived at the dungeon city of Dolan. Pressured into challenging the dungeon by his familiars, the cowardly Mukohda survives waves of terrifying monsters, and thanks to his familiars' overwhelming might, they became the first party to conquer the dungeon!

Terry Pratchetts Scheibenwelt als Hörspiel - Mumm, Karotte, Colon, Nobby, Sybil Käsedick, der Patrizier & Co. werden lebendig! Ein herbei beschworener Drache terrorisiert Ankh-Morpork und stürzt die Stadt mehr und mehr ins Chaos. Nur die heruntergekommene Nachtwache um den versoffenen Hauptmann Mumm nimmt zusammen mit der Drachen-Expertin Sybil Käsedick den Kampf gegen das Ungetüm auf und legt dem geheimnisvollen Obersten Größten Meister das Handwerk...

The third book in the hit LitRPG series, perfect for fans of Beware of Chicken and Dungeon Crawler Carl, where Chuck, an ordinary man thrust into a world full of magic and monsters, finds that gods and demons stand in the way of his deadliest challenge yet...reaching the elusive level 50. The...

When quiet Orrin and his extroverted best friend, Daniel, were transported to a strange RPG-based world, not much changed between them. Daniel became a hero of legend, while Orrin remained his unobtrusive shadow. Only when they faced a particularly lethal foe did Orrin step out of his comfort zone and display his true worth—with powers he didn't know he had. Of course, Daniel got all the glory, but Orrin doesn't mind. He's just happy they're both still alive.

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