Ergebnis für "monster" in Humor

Auch Monster haben Rechte! – Der neue Geniestreich von SPIEGEL-Bestsellerautor Royce Buckingham. Daniel Becker ist Anwalt, und er ist moralisch flexibel genug, dass ihm eine steile Karriere vorgezeichnet ist. Bis ihn ein echtes Monster dazu bringt, es vor einem übernatürlichen Gericht zu verteidigen. Zu seiner eigenen Überraschung ist Daniel erfolgreich, und sein Monsterklient gilt von nun an als unschuldig. Doch damit scheint das Schicksal von Daniels Karriere besiegelt zu sein. Nicht nur, dass sehr seltsame Gestalten in seiner Kanzlei auftauchen, die ebenfalls seine Hilfe wollen.

"Plötzlich Hexer. Was tun, wenn du plötzlich Dinge siehst, die nicht real sein dürften? Der schaurig-schöne Auftakt zur neuen Urban Fantasy Serie von Kirsten Storm." Lock und seine Freunde lassen sich von einer Hexe die Zukunft voraussagen. Doch kaum ergreift die alte Frau Locks Hand, um darin zu lesen, stirbt sie an einem Herzinfarkt. Dabei überträgt sie ihre Kräfte auf ihn. Plötzlich sieht er Dinge, die es nicht geben dürfte. Bei seinem Job als Pfleger beobachtet er fassungslos, wie eine rauchgraue Kreatur über dem Bett der rüstigen Frau Jenks schwebt und ihr die Seele aussaugt.

Neue Fälle für Daniel Becker, den Anwalt, dem die Monster vertrauen. Monsteranwalt Daniel Becker muss nicht nur einen kiffenden Jungdrachen, der sich unversehens in Seattles Zoo wiedergefunden hat, zur Freiheit verhelfen. Er soll auch einen pummeligen Liebesgott davor bewahren, zurück nach Italien abgeschoben zu werden. Doch plötzlich findet sich Daniel selbst als Angeklagter vor Gericht wieder. Zu seinem Glück – oder Unglück? – erhält Daniel unerwartet Unterstützung von einem Vampir.

I'm the new owner of a magical mansion. This mansion, well, it's not your typical building. It's a dungeon from another world, masquerading as just another private residence in the suburbs. It has enchanted rooms, can craft powerful items, build lethal traps, and produce incredible monsters. And it's my mission to protect and evolve its monstrous inhabitants.

As the daughter of Dracula, you would think I’d be born the perfect monster. You couldn’t be more wrong. As far as monsters go, I’m a screw up—if I’m not tripping over my own feet, I’m accidentally murdering someone (it’s a real issue, guys). Left with no choice, Dad decides to send me to Prodigium—otherwise known as Monster Academy—to train me on how to be a better monster. When bodies turn up on campus, I’m the prime suspect (not that I can blame them).

Sean wasn't expecting to die today. He definitely wasn't expecting to be dragged off to another world or raised as a skeleton infused with Death itself. Yet here he is, tossed down a Necromancer's trash chute, and left to fend for himself against otherworldly monsters. Only as an abandoned minion, Sean no longer has a summoner paying the hourly mana costs he needs to sustain his new form. Which is bad since if he can't pay those himself, he's going to die… again.

Ein unfreiwilliges Abenteuer, ein verfluchter Zauber – und zwei Rivalen, die vielleicht mehr gemeinsam haben, als sie dachten … Leovander Loveage hat sich auf die kleinen Magien spezialisiert: eine Melodie, die Schmetterlinge herbeiruft, ein Fingerschnippen, das Haare pink färbt – harmlose, charmante Zauber, die ihm zwar wenig Respekt einbringen, dafür aber kaum schiefgehen. Denn eines hat Leo über die Jahre gelernt: Große Magie führt nur zu großem Chaos. Doch genau so ein Chaos passiert ihm nun – und das ausgerechnet mit seinem grummeligen Rivalen Sebastian Grimm.

Daniel Becker ist der Anwalt, dem Monster vertrauen! Der zweite Band der neuen Urban-Fantasy-Serie von SPIEGEL-Bestsellerautor Royce Buckingham. Rechtsanwalt Daniel Becker würde natürlich auch normale Menschen vor Gericht vertreten. Doch seit er sein persönliches Monster-unter-dem-Bett vor dem Gefressenwerden durch den noch monströseren Richter bewahrt hat, suchen immer skurrilere Gestalten seine Kanzlei auf. Als Daniel einen Auftrag der Bürgermeisterin von Seattle erhält, hofft er daher, endlich in der normalen Welt den Durchbruch zu schaffen. Leider ist auch ihr Anliegen übernatürlicher Art.

Trillin isn't technically a person. She's a tiny breakaway piece of consciousness from the all-devouring Endless, doomed to eventually rejoin it. But when a human witch stumbles into her world, Trillin suddenly has a new reason to figure out individuality—one shape-shifting tentacle at a time.

Ryker Hayes is a licensed massage therapist, and a damn good one at that. It's a career he's passionate about, and all his plans for life are on track—until he winds up transported to the world of Werifesteria in the body of an infamous warlord, at least. Now all he really wants to do is forget the misdeeds of his alter ego and retire to a life of anonymity with a couple interesting women as his new partners. Together, they open the very first massage inn and spa in all the land, and take on all the responsibilities that come with it. Turns out, it's a lot of work!

All that stands between rowdy long-haul trucker Jill MacLeod (aka Junkmouth) and her family back in Boston is two thousand miles of asphalt. Well, that and the monstrous game the System has had her playing ever since it descended on Earth. The reward: mana. Jill's goal: kill, score, drive—and stay alive. Behind the wheel of a turreted forty-ton semi named Bertha, Jill hammers east from Montana through a gauntlet of every kind of chomping, hissing, rabid creature imaginable. Barreling forward in her magical soulbound big rig and chalking up a bumper crop of roadkill, Jill isn't alone for long.

Sean and Gel have only just begun to whet their appetite for revenge. With their former master, the necromancer Bancroft, now more desperate than ever to recapture them, the eternal hunger of undeath raising the hourly mana costs for Sean's survival ever-higher, and naught but desert for miles around, it's time to start upping their game.

A hilarious and addictive first book by Kenny King, a cultivation fantasy/system optimization series—perfect for fans of Beware of Chicken and He Who Fights With Monsters—where an underpowered hero must level up in a strange fantasy world through sheer determination and endless persistence...

I make a living out of screwing over the jerks who capture and torment supernatural beasties. But when I free a bunch of particularly powerful monsters from their cages, I'm not counting on them following me home like lost puppies. Stunningly hot lost puppies, but still. These manly monsters are determined to repay me for my help, and they won't get out of my apartment until they're satisfied we're even.

Mukohda was brought to another world from modern Japan by falling victim to a “Hero Summoning.” Though he managed to conquer a dungeon along with his three familiars, Fel, Sui, and Dora-chan, in the end they just went back to enjoying their carefree trip. After ordeals like suffering the envious gazes of new adventurers, and destroying an orc settlement, Mukohda finally arrives at the seaside town of Berléand. Now that they’ve come to the ocean, there is but one thing to do—fully enjoy their longtime goal, the bounty of the sea!!

The second book in an action-packed, epic, and hilarious LitRPG fantasy series about an underdog who was never supposed to be a hero—but when he’s forced to manage a cursed magical farm, he proves himself far more resilient (and luckier) than any monster—or god—expected. Nicholas Parker...

A ticking clock. A dying world. One man’s impossible promise. Nick wanted peace, just a quiet farm, a thriving crew, and a future with Syllia. But when dimensional contagion strikes, infecting her and everyone who’s lived too close to his cursed reality, peace dies screaming. Now, with only...

Squire Yorick and his Magical Sword Justice have been summoned to Kultai where a magical conjunction has gone off the rails. A Monster Army is threatening to wipe out the planet, and only a Magical Sword Knight can save them. Yorick must level up and learn new skills to confront this threat using the might of his magical sword. But is that all there is? Hidden on Kultai are the remnants of an ancient war and an ancient foe is rising back up to reclaim their lost power.

The first book in an action-packed, witty LitRPG series about a regular giu given a farm to cultivate when the world told him he would never be a hero. But when he proves more resourceful than anyone expected, he draws the attention of some very dangerous monsters to his farm… Nick was just...

What could possibly be the most infuriating thing to a vampire disgusted by the internet? A twenty-six-year-old social media influencer who just ran out on her cheating ex-fiancé and insists on staying in Vlad's quiet castle. But he needs money to repair his ancestral home, and Aubrey needs a place to lick her wounds after getting her heart broken. He is ready to have humans invading his space. He is not, however, ready for her.