In this weeks episode, Veronica looses her K9 cool when her dogs go wild in the bedroom & the joy of being unable to sleep. Penelope goes to the optician and discovers an uncanny similarity to an amphibious dweller & a listeners story gives a bit of Wow!

WHO EVEN ARE WE ANYMORE?

Perimenopause has stolen our identities, our motivation and frankly....any idea of what we actually want from life!

This week, we're talking about letting ourselves go, losing who we used to be and asking the only sensible question...What if the Peri-Pigs just bought our own island and disappeared?!

Come join us in paradise...because apparently we're all too tired to care anymore!

This week on Peri Pigs, Veronica and Penelope are back, sweating, spiralling and wondering what on earth their brains are up to!

A simple cup of tea is enough to trigger a full-blown hot flush, and the dreaded C-word... Christmas is already looming!

Are we completely emotionally dead inside, or are we crying over absolutely everything?

Expect hot flushes, hormonal chaos, Christmas dread, haunted memories and the usual Peri Pigs nonsense!

CODE RED! THE PIGS ARE IN CRISIS!

Penelope has officially reached Code Red.

She’s burnt out, grumpy, not entirely in her right mind and, naturally, thinks the sensible solution is to… adopt more cats!

Luckily, Veronica steps in to take control and delivers the only answer she can: NO. MORE. CATS.

This week we’re talking about why the things that barely bothered us in our 20s can now send us into a full-blown rage, being grumpy old pigs, trying not to become total Debbie Downers and figuring out how to find a bit more joy in everyday life.

We also get into menopause clothing, Penelope’s questionable beauty skills after accidentally using lip liner as eyeliner, throwing caution to the wind and finally telling those endless “WHAT IF?” thoughts to jog on.

And, of course, there’s a healthy dose of Pig Mania thrown into the mix. Because sometimes you just have to stop overthinking, stop worrying about what everyone else thinks and say…

WHAT IF WE JUST BLOODY ENJOYED OURSELVES?!

This week on Peri Pigs, Veronica and Penelope are proving that life in your 40s is basically a full-time juggling act… and we’re dropping every ball!

Veronica is back from a Spanish bender, armed with an empty prosecco bottle and absolutely no regrets… although her body is now demanding a detox, vegetables and several early nights.

Meanwhile, poor Penelope has been unwell, completely burnt out and overwhelmed by peri stress, reminding us that sometimes your body really does just scream “ENOUGH!”

We chat about trying to eat healthier, the eternal battle with body image, whether we'd ever consider topless sunbathing, and the joys of getting older… including the uniquely terrifying possibility of sneezing and farting at exactly the same time. It’s another honest, hilarious and slightly chaotic chat about perimenopause, our bodies, our brains and trying to look after ourselves when we’d really rather be drinking prosecco in Spain.

Put the kettle on, grab a snack and join the Peri Pigs for another episode of oversharing, laughing and wondering what the hell is happening to us!

This week on The Peri-Pigs, the ladies are diving headfirst into the brutal realities of getting older. Veronica takes centre stage as she embraces her "bingo wings" and copes with the soul crushing moment Tesco stopped asking her for ID.

Meanwhile, boundary lines vanish as Veronica admits to placing her routine catch up calls to Penelope straight from the toilet bowl. Penelope recounts a chaotic morning commute diversion that sent her stress levels through the roof, and Veronica shares what happens when you finally stop filtering yourself and get a little too honest with your boss at work. Grab a brew and join in for the usual unfiltered chaos!

This week, the Peri Pigs are blaming the Wizard of Oz for EVERYTHING. Is he behind the mysterious switches being turned off in our perimenopausal brains? One minute we’re functioning normally, the next… BRAIN POWER FAILURE. Veronica is running late ...again, because she’s been distracted by approximately 47 things and has reached the point where she’s asking herself, “Am I actually too ugly to leave the house?” Meanwhile, Penelope is drowning in self-doubt and health anxiety, heading rapidly towards a full-blown mental breakdown… until Veronica attempts to drag her back from the edge. And just when the pigs thought their spa retreat would provide some much-needed peace and quiet… THE FLY ARRIVED. Because apparently even when you’re trying to relax, sleep in and practise self-care, the universe has other plans. Brain fog, anxiety, self-doubt, getting distracted, running late, mental meltdowns and one seriously irritating fly. Another week in the wonderfully chaotic world of the Peri Pigs. Grab a drink, switch your own brain back on and come join us!

This week the Peri Pigs escape to a luxury spa retreat... for wellness, relaxation... and absolutely no bad decisions whatsoever. (Well, apart from secretly drinking Prosecco from a water bottle!)Join us as we chat about why self-care really matters, whether hotel room picnics are actually better than fancy restaurants, and the random intrusive thoughts that pop into your head the second someone starts giving you a massage.Expect laughs, spa gossip, a few questionable life choices, and proof that even in the calmest surroundings, your peri brain refuses to switch off!Grab your fluffy robe, pour yourself a drink (we won't judge what bottle it's in), and join us for our most relaxing episode yet... sort of!