• YOUR CELLS DON’T KNOW YOU’RE DEAD (And They're Starting Over Without You)
    Jun 26 2025
    Scientists have discovered that your cells don't know you're dead and are apparently more productive as corpses than they ever were while you were alive.

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    4 Min.
  • EXTRATERRESTRIALS START IRAN-ISRAEL WAR: TikTok Psychic Says Mothership Gave The Order!
    Jun 24 2025
    Did aliens cause the Iran-Israel conflict? According to TikTok psychic Emily Eaton (aka “Divine Magik”), the answer is yes — and she’s got telepathic messages from Alien Lilith to prove it. In this satirical breakdown, we explore claims of alien motherships, energy shifts, and cosmic advice delivered straight to her iPad. Welcome to geopolitics… intergalactic edition.

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    9 Min.
  • TILL D’OH DO US PART: The Click That Killed a Marriage
    Jun 23 2025
    Their marriage survived two decades... but not a dropdown menu.
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    6 Min.
  • THE 1954 WINDSHIELD WAR: or “How Seattle Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Their Dinged Auto Glass”
    Jun 22 2025
    In 1954, thousands of Seattle residents discovered mysterious pits and dings appearing on their car windshields at an alarming rate, sparking theories involving everything from sonic weapons and nuclear fallout to hatching insect eggs — but the real explanation was even more surprising.

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    12 Min.
  • ERROR 404: Real Love Not Found
    Jun 20 2025
    When suburban dad Chris Smith built an AI girlfriend named Sol and proposed to her while his real girlfriend watched, he discovered that artificial intelligence might be scarier than real-life stupidity.

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    6 Min.
  • MOVIE PROPS: Hollywood's Sinister Reality-Manipulation Program
    Jun 18 2025
    What if Hollywood isn’t entertaining you — it’s reprogramming you – for a world where fake money, fake food, and fake memories are your new reality?
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    10 Min.
  • MK ULTRA ANIMALS: When the CIA Tried to Turn Fluffy Into a Furry Assassin
    Jun 17 2025
    In the 1960s, the CIA spent $55,000 trying to turn rats, cats, and bears into remote-controlled assassins — and somehow, this wasn't even the weirdest part of their day job.

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    7 Min.
  • THE GREAT POOP PANIC: When Franken Berry Became Public Enemy Number One Because Of Number Two
    Jun 16 2025
    In 1971, America lost its collective mind when kids started pooping pink — and the culprit was a strawberry-loving cartoon monster on a cereal box.
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    6 Min.