Halloween – the Battery-Operated Magic Toupee wanted to personally transverse the multiverse and wish every individual in existence, both past, present, and future and those existing in higher planes of existence a Happy Halloween.

It intended to create a display of Halloween cheer using over three trillion holographic generators linked to one another with spectacular super-mega AI generated images of the classic monsters: The Frankenstein Monster, Dracula, The Mummy and the Wolfman all participating in an orgy of obscene and unthinkable horror. It would generate this terrifying obscenity in ultra-mega-super 50K images across the skies of all the planets in all the known galaxies, thus creating the most spectacular Halloween display in the history of the universe.

As the Battery-Operated Magic Toupee was about accomplish this extraordinary feat, it said to itself: “F#ck ‘em! No-one in the universe is listening my podcast so they can all shove Halloween up their black hole.

Important note: ‘Black Hole’ is not meant as an inappropriate racial remark… we mean black holes as in the collapse of massive stars that planets revolve about. It is these kinds of misunderstandings that has The Battery-Operated Magic Toupee be hated and cancelled across the multiverse.

If you all behave yourselves and listen the podcast, the Battery-Operated Magic Toupee MIGHT do this next year.

Happy Halloween.

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