• We Will Speak No More Of This Now (Ewoks Comic)
    Jun 29 2026

    Sweet release has come for us. Season One is over, and we're done with the Ewoks era of Star Wars – or at least, we will be after this episode. Hosts Nerdley and Fungo discuss the Ewoks Comics, including the three short stories published in the UK exclusive Ewoks Annual. Well, technically. We spend more time discussing the overall problem with the Ewoks era than we spend discussing the specific problems with this comic. Which are plentiful, by the way. To sum it up, we're angry about children's media being so disrespectful of children. You need to write to the top of the audience's intelligence!

    Topics of the day include: Complementarianism, Georgism, Franchisification, Dooni the Baby Foonar, Animism, Bifrost, Amphibia, Half-Life Full-Life Consequences, Ace of the Royal Flush Gang, The Lack Of Clowns


    Fungo can be found online at sophia-goodnight-poetry.tumblr.com and her other podcast Swords Against Cerebus can be found on gruppeshrike.net

    Nerdley (who also did our cover art) can be found online at chalkpastelmancer.tumblr.com

    We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's meager web presence is at talk-about-dash-rendar.tumblr.com

    We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's theme music was composed by Avery Crimes

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    1 Std. und 31 Min.
  • Will Our Trials Never End (Droids (1986))
    Jun 15 2026

    Welcome back to the penultimate episode of the Ewoks era of We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar! Afit & Tifa are here for the Droids comic (1986) and it's. well. Better than the tv show. There's some mild fun to be had here. The low point is a retelling of A New Hope starring the droids that completely sidesteps the obvious premise of Artoo and Threepio Are Dead to instead feature moles. Then, Afit & Tifa completely sidestep talking about it to discuss how cute Dodogama is. We have to get our yaoi somewhere! That's. Not related to Dodogama. sorry.


    Afit (who also did our cover art) can be found online at chalkpastelmancer.tumblr.com

    Tifa can be found online at sophia-goodnight-poetry.tumblr.com and her other podcast Swords Against Cerebus can be found on gruppeshrike.net

    We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's meager web presence is at talk-about-dash-rendar.tumblr.com


    We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's theme music was composed by Avery Crimes

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    1 Std. und 36 Min.
  • First Anniversary Mini-Ep
    Jun 8 2026

    Can you believe we've been doing We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar for a full year? Join your hosts for a brief conversation on how the project is going, a recap of our rankings so far, and a little bit on the future of the podcast! Here's to the next ten and a half years.


    One of your hosts can be found online at sophia-goodnight-poetry.tumblr.com and her other podcast Swords Against Cerebus can be found on gruppeshrike.net

    Your other host (who also did our cover art) can be found online at chalkpastelmancer.tumblr.com

    We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's meager web presence is at talk-about-dash-rendar.tumblr.com

    We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's theme music was composed by Avery Crimes

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    55 Min.
  • Eat Worms And Die, Stranger (Ewoks Season 2)
    Jun 1 2026

    Oh god. no. Join Lezchee Lordyke and Wheytlae for. Christ. Ewoks Season 2. This one was rough, gang. A show that really typifies the problems with Saturday morning cartoons. What a struggle. I can't wait to stop thinking about this. Wheytlae alleges someone is a psychopomp, as is their wont. We disavow the Pugs. Why was this show so racist. Nothing mattered. There was a robot which was almost nice? Help. Join us in 2 weeks for the Droids comic. Doug Doug & The Ploob


    Lezchee Lordyke can be found online at sophia-goodnight-poetry.tumblr.com and her other podcast Swords Against Cerebus can be found on gruppeshrike.net

    Wheytlae (who also did our cover art) can be found online at chalkpastelmancer.tumblr.com

    We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's meager web presence is at talk-about-dash-rendar.tumblr.com

    We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's theme music was composed by Avery Crimes

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    1 Std. und 36 Min.
  • Like Chewie Said, The Situation Is Disgusting (Omnibus A Long Time Ago... Vol 5 Pt 2)
    May 18 2026

    Join Spoom and Ladel again for the back half of Omnibus A Long Time Ago… Volume 5 as we close out the Star Wars Marvel Comics with issues 97-107! After a brief stopoff to discuss Droids… again… and roast James Hurley, we get to how much we enjoyed these issues! We've got some problems of course, but we do love Marvel Horseshit. Do you think Mary Jo Duffy likes Go Nagai?


    Spoom (who also did our cover art) can be found online at chalkpastelmancer.tumblr.com

    Ladel can be found online at sophia-goodnight-poetry.tumblr.com and her other podcast Swords Against Cerebus can be found on gruppeshrike.net

    We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's meager web presence is at talk-about-dash-rendar.tumblr.com


    We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's theme music was composed by Avery Crimes

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    1 Std. und 38 Min.
  • Isn't That Just A Little Bit Grandiose? (Omnibus A Long Time Ago... Vol 5 Pt 1)
    May 4 2026

    Join Spoom and Ladel as we discuss the first half of Omnibus A Long Time Ago… Volume 5, Issues 86 - 96 of the original Marvel Star Wars run. This was mostly fun! The parts that weren't really pissed us off though. There's even an echo of Splinter of the Mind's Eye Leia… But also a full refusal of her? Truly the Marvel comics are a land of contrasts.


    Spoom (who also did our cover art) can be found online at chalkpastelmancer.tumblr.com

    Ladel can be found online at sophia-goodnight-poetry.tumblr.com and her other podcast Swords Against Cerebus can be found on gruppeshrike.net

    We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's meager web presence is at ⁠talk-about-dash-rendar.tumblr.com⁠


    We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's theme music was composed by Avery Crimes

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    1 Std. und 30 Min.
  • Something Terrible Is Happening Here (The Great Heep)
    Apr 20 2026

    Join Mallow and Busto as they discuss The Great Heep, the TV "movie" of Star Wars: Droids: The Adventures of R2-D2 and C-3PO. Well it's better than the TV series! It's bad, though. The best part is the Droid Snuff. In both senses.

    Mallow can be found online at sophia-goodnight-poetry.tumblr.com and her other podcast Swords Against Cerebus can be found on gruppeshrike.net

    Busto (who also did our cover art) can be found online at chalkpastelmancer.tumblr.com

    We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's meager web presence is at talk-about-dash-rendar.tumblr.com


    We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's theme music was composed by Avery Crimes

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    1 Std. und 22 Min.
  • We Hate Droids (Star Wars Droids: The Adventures of R2-D2 and C-3PO)
    Apr 6 2026

    Join G0-053 and MV3-R1K as they descend into one of the worst Saturday morning cartoons ever, Star Wars: Droids: The Adventures of R2-D2 and C-3PO. This show was like stepping softly in a danger zone with no weapon in our hands. We hated this so much. There was neither a clown nor a Paul Lind impersonator.

    G0-053 (who also did our cover art) can be found online at chalkpastelmancer.tumblr.com

    MV3-R1K can be found online at sophia-goodnight-poetry.tumblr.com and her other podcast Swords Against Cerebus can be found on gruppeshrike.net

    We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's meager web presence is at talk-about-dash-rendar.tumblr.com


    We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's theme music was composed by Avery Crimes

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    1 Std. und 27 Min.