Join Mallow and Busto as they discuss The Great Heep, the TV "movie" of Star Wars: Droids: The Adventures of R2-D2 and C-3PO. Well it's better than the TV series! It's bad, though. The best part is the Droid Snuff. In both senses.

Mallow can be found online at sophia-goodnight-poetry.tumblr.com and her other podcast Swords Against Cerebus can be found on gruppeshrike.net

Busto (who also did our cover art) can be found online at chalkpastelmancer.tumblr.com

We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's meager web presence is at talk-about-dash-rendar.tumblr.com

We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's theme music was composed by Avery Crimes

Join G0-053 and MV3-R1K as they descend into one of the worst Saturday morning cartoons ever, Star Wars: Droids: The Adventures of R2-D2 and C-3PO. This show was like stepping softly in a danger zone with no weapon in our hands. We hated this so much. There was neither a clown nor a Paul Lind impersonator.

G0-053 (who also did our cover art) can be found online at chalkpastelmancer.tumblr.com

MV3-R1K can be found online at sophia-goodnight-poetry.tumblr.com and her other podcast Swords Against Cerebus can be found on gruppeshrike.net

We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's meager web presence is at talk-about-dash-rendar.tumblr.com

We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's theme music was composed by Avery Crimes

After watching the first season of the Ewoks cartoon, we got so excited about it that we jumped ahead to season 2! Join hosts Teyr-Melohn Purin Nehyn-Ban Purin as we start our painstaking journey through the second season of Ewoks episode by episode, starting with episode 1, A New Beginning. Happy April, everyone!

Nehyn-Ban Purin can be found online at sophia-goodnight-poetry.tumblr.com and her other podcast Swords Against Cerebus can be found on gruppeshrike.net

Teyr-Melohn Purin (who also did our cover art) can be found online at chalkpastelmancer.tumblr.com

We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's meager web presence is at talk-about-dash-rendar.tumblr.com

We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's theme music was composed by Avery Crimes

The Star Wars Critic and the Angry Star Wars Nerd watched season one of the Ewoks Saturday Morning Cartoon – and guess what listener, you're one of today's lucky 10,000! Was the theme song sung by Indrid Cold? (No it was Taj Mahal). This is the most you've heard the Critic sing yet. Esoteric bits aside, this show was actually like. Passable. We didn't like, like it or anything, and we don't recommend it, but it's like. A basically okay Saturday Morning Cartoon. It sure gives us high hopes for Star Wars: Droids: The Adventures of R2-D2 and C-3PO so be sure to join us in 2 weeks for that!

Listen to The March Of The Sinister Ducks: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGL8Fx6SOjg

Listen to the opening theme to Ewoks Season 1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WFjM3QWKlE

The Star Wars Critic can be found online at sophia-goodnight-poetry.tumblr.com and her other podcast Swords Against Cerebus can be found on gruppeshrike.net

The Angry Star Wars Nerd (who also did our cover art) can be found online at chalkpastelmancer.tumblr.com

We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's meager web presence is at talk-about-dash-rendar.tumblr.com

We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's theme music was composed by Avery Crimes

Gastri and Pythia watched Ewoks: The Battle For Endor and gang it's so bad. Last time we made some positive comparisons to Garth Marenghi's Darkplace and this time we make some negative comparisons. This movie was not even fun to watch. Don't watch this movie. There's not a sincere bone in this movie's blood. Wilford Brimley is awful. There's just orcs. At least there's a hot evil woman? And she gives Gastri an opening to talk about the biblical Witch of Endor? I don't know man, join us next week for Season 1 of the Ewoks Saturday morning cartoon.

Gastri (who also did our cover art) can be found online at chalkpastelmancer.tumblr.com

Pythia can be found online at sophia-goodnight-poetry.tumblr.com and her other podcast Swords Against Cerebus can be found on gruppeshrike.net

We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's meager web presence is at talk-about-dash-rendar.tumblr.com

We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's theme music was composed by Avery Crimes

Join hosts Peppermitt (she/her) and Perrault (they/them) as we discuss Caravan of Courage: An Ewok Adventure (formerly titled The Ewok Adventure), which is legitimately a very fun movie. If you like made for tv family films from the 80s, you'll like this! We had such a good time that even our "Things We Didn't Like" section is mostly about what we liked, and we don't even meander to gripe about Joss Whedon until the last 15 minutes! This may be the happiest you'll ever hear Peppermitt and Perrault. We love Silkies :) A pedant could see the wires.

Peppermitt can be found online at sophia-goodnight-poetry.tumblr.com and her other podcast Swords Against Cerebus can be found on gruppeshrike.net

Perrault (who also did our cover art) can be found online at chalkpastelmancer.tumblr.com

We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's meager web presence is at talk-about-dash-rendar.tumblr.com

We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's theme music was composed by Avery Crimes

Join hosts Dano (they/them) and Dana (she/her) as they discuss Star Wars Omnibus A Long Time Ago Volume 4, which collects issues 68-85 and Annual 3 of the original Marvel run of Star Wars comics. For the first time, Dano and Dana substantively disagree! Join us for some great segues and some spirited debate about caked up robots. One thing we can agree on is that we hate Slam Hardbody Wedge Antilles.

Dano (who also did our cover art) can be found online at chalkpastelmancer.tumblr.com

Dana can be found online at sophia-goodnight-poetry.tumblr.com and her other podcast Swords Against Cerebus can be found on gruppeshrike.net

We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's meager web presence is at talk-about-dash-rendar.tumblr.com

We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's theme music was composed by Avery Crimes

Join Po'od Cassa (she/her) and Wratte Kynnnge (they/them) to discuss Star Wars Epic Legends Collection: The Newspaper Strips Vol. 2, which collects the second half of the 70s to 80s Star Wars comic strip. We admit to a Buggles Boner and complain about The Thinker from TV's The Flash. And that's before we get to the comics! These were better than the first volume. We visit DNAngel for some reason and wax poetic about the improved lettering and art, not to mention the staggeringly beautiful women. If you want to talk about s-CRY-ed with Wratte Kynnnge, message us on Tumblr!

Zuckass does not exist.

Po'od Cassa can be found online at sophia-goodnight-poetry.tumblr.com and her other podcast Swords Against Cerebus can be found on gruppeshrike.net

Wratte Kynnnge (who also did our cover art) can be found online at chalkpastelmancer.tumblr.com

We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's meager web presence is at talk-about-dash-rendar.tumblr.com

We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's theme music was composed by Avery Crimes