Join Wing Commanders Hotlegs and Garth Mater as they finish off the Thrawn Trilogy with The Last Command by Timothy Zahn. you will not be surprised to learn that we hated this one! Has the Star Wars fandom been gaslighting everyone about these books? If only Zahn cared about art at all, maybe Thrawn would work! But alas, it was not done artfully. We had so much to complain about that we had to circle back to finish complaining after our segments.

While editing, Wing Commander Hotlegs forgot to make a list of topics of discussion. She made a Hook reference, though. And Wing Commander Garth Mater sang a little bit of a song from Persona. There's also a reference to A Little Night Music. IDK I forgot to do this bit for the first hour of the edit, it'll be back for the next episode, which will be about The Truce At Bakura by Kathy Tyers. Get excited for that!

Wing Commander Hotlegs can be found online at sophia-goodnight-poetry.tumblr.com and her other podcast Swords Against Cerebus can be found on gruppeshrike.net

Wing Commander Garth Mater (who also did our cover art) can be found online at chalkpastelmancer.tumblr.com

We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's meager web presence is at talk-about-dash-rendar.tumblr.com

We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's theme music was composed by Avery Crimes

Join Fubar and Faendal as they discuss Star Wars: Book Two, which collects Mission From Mount Yoda, Queen of the Empire, and Prophets of the Dark Side, by Paul & Hollace Davids. They're just as bad and not as good as the ones from Star Wars: Book One. The prose is garbage and the absolute bonkers quality has been ratcheted down. This shit is so ass. (Don't worry listeners, Fubar did not have a stroke.)

Topics of Discussion include: Everything happening so much; Tokyo Ghoul papercraft; Glenn Fabry; ABS (Always Be Scamming); the pulp mines; disability as punishment; speak friend and enter; A Series Of Unfortunate Events; the Emperor's grandchild; Dagobah Tech; lactils and global warming; the milk pervert; The Adventures Of Buckaroo Banzai; Paul Blart; quatrains; The Polar Bear King; Hologram Fun World; Girl Comics #3; Cheap Trick's blood

Fubar (who also did our cover art) can be found online at chalkpastelmancer.tumblr.com

Faendal can be found online at sophia-goodnight-poetry.tumblr.com and her other podcast Swords Against Cerebus can be found on gruppeshrike.net

We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's meager web presence is at talk-about-dash-rendar.tumblr.com

We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's theme music was composed by Avery Crimes

Oh blessed day, We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar returns with an actually GOOD piece! Zev & Zev read Dark Empire I, a 6 issue mini-series written by Tom Veitch, drawn by Cam Kennedy, and published by Dark Horse Comics. The art is gorgeous and the writing is pretty good, and the vibes, as we say several times in this episode, are immaculate. Please read this comic book! It's top 5 things we've covered!

topics of discussion include: Dark Horse Comics, Across The Spider-Verse, digital coloring, starting the book and being the writer, As You Know, The greatest husband and wife gunner team in the galaxy, Dr. Claw, Salla Zend, the baby bench, Terra Kingdom Hearts, screaming cowboy cat, Supernatural power creep, amphibions, Ewoks, Hobie being with his mother, does Star Wars have cravats, El Shaddai: Ascension of the Metatron, Maric Theirin and cheese, temporary Benedictine monks, the Eisner Hall Of Fame, Timothy Chalomet for some reason?

Zev can be found online at sophia-goodnight-poetry.tumblr.com and her other podcast Swords Against Cerebus can be found on gruppeshrike.net

Zev (who also did our cover art) can be found online at chalkpastelmancer.tumblr.com

We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's meager web presence is at talk-about-dash-rendar.tumblr.com

We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's theme music was composed by Avery Crimes