Descend with Nebula Naysayer into the sinister spins of the zodiac, where the celestial chess pieces cast shadows of scorn upon our earthly escapades. In this week’s episode, experience the chilling charm of the cosmos through a cynic’s crystal ball, as we venture through the veiled void from Libra's bleak balance to the menacing march of Mars in Gemini. Fasten your seat belts, star-gazers, it's going to be a bumpy ride through the malicious mysteries of the zodiac from September 24th to 30th, 2023.

Dive deep into the cosmic underbelly with Nebula Naysayer as we unpack the week's troubling planetary puppet show. From the mercurial antics of Gemini's mood swings to the chaos of Mars clashing with Neptune, strap in for a bleak zodiac breakdown. Listen, chuckle, and wonder why the stars seem so hell-bent on ruining your week. Available wherever gloomy podcasts are streamed.

Dive into a cosmic rollercoaster with Nebula Naysayer as the stars unveil a week of mood swings, unexpected conflicts, and passionate delusions. From Aries' baffling comfort to Scorpio's dramatic telenovela life, this episode promises a celestial satire that will leave you both amused and introspective. Whether you're seeking guidance or a chuckle, the universe has a twisted tale for every sign. Don't forget to affirm: "I am the sovereign of my own blunders.

In this week's episode of "Cosmic Chronicles," we delve into the celestial soap opera that's affecting your life more than you think. From the Sun's glaring spotlight to Mercury's confusing dance moves, we break down what the stars are up to and how it impacts you. Tune in to find out why Mars is making you feel like you're running on empty and how Venus is playing games with your love life. Don't miss this cosmic rollercoaster!

Dive into this week's Twisted Horoscopes as Nebula Naysayer decodes the cosmic chaos from August 27th to September 2nd, 2023. From Mars' tantrums to Mercury's whispers, discover why Aries might need a helmet and Aquarius should consider interpretive dance. Tune in for a starry ride filled with celestial cynicism and astral amusement

In this rollicking episode of "Twisted Horoscopes," Nebula Naysayer deciphers the cosmic jokes played on us from August 20th to the 26th. From Mercury's mischievous moves to Mars' retrograde ruckus, prepare for a laughter-laden journey through the universe's darker, funnier side. Join us as we revel in the chaos!

In this week's episode of "Twisted Horoscopes," Nebula Naysayer takes listeners on a sardonic celestial journey from August 13th to the 19th. From the fickle alignment of Mercury in Leo to Venus and Mars' petty antics in Virgo, this episode promises chuckles, chortles, and cosmic cynicism. Dive into the bleak side of the zodiac!

Buckle up for a turbulent trek through the cosmos with your host, Nebula Naysayer. This week, Gemini is in chaos, Aries is hot-headed, and Leo needs running shoes. Listen now for your weekly serving of harsh astrological realities.