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  • Making raisins in your lunch box and paying $300 home phone bills plus my thoughts on Mennonites and the Fourth of July.
    Jul 3 2026

    This episode has a few stories about my buddy Randy who I used to work with in California. Randy was good tree scum and he use to brighten my day. I also talk about Mennonites and the Fourth of July. Trigger warning for boomers and Ameretards; I am not a fan of the Country of America. I love the people/nation of America but the country is a warmongering monster that kinda stinks.

    If you look moderately hard, you will find me.

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    1 Std. und 17 Min.
  • What I keep in my tree assessment tool bag
    Jun 29 2026

    In this episode I talk about what tools I keep in my tree assessment kit.

    If you look moderately hard, you will find me.

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    1 Std.
  • What tree work to advertise going into summer, my beef with air conditioners, and the nightmares of a 44 year old man.
    Jun 11 2026

    Today we talk about how my stupid air conditioner broke and the tiny thing they replaced it with, what work you can sell going into summer (Oak Wilt, Dutch Elm Disease, summer pests, and something else I can’t remember), I also talk about a horrific dream I had and why I think it is good that I have bad dreams.

    If you look moderately hard, you will find me.

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    1 Std. und 11 Min.
  • Bodily injuries, herbicide damage, and the good and bad of one of my old bosses.
    Jun 2 2026

    Today we talk about all the recent herbicide damage I have seen here in middle Missouri.

    If you look moderately hard, you will find me.

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    1 Std. und 8 Min.
  • Watching a guy kick brush into a chipper but feeling totally safe about it.
    May 20 2026

    Here is a story about a contact job I got where I misjudged some real Missouri mother fuckers and was pleasantly surprised by their skill and safe work.

    If you look moderately hard, you will find me.

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    1 Std. und 18 Min.
  • AI is retarded but so are we.
    May 13 2026

    AI has broken search engines and is breaking some people’s arborist report when they use it wrong.

    If you look moderately hard, you will find me.

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    26 Min.
  • Everything is broken.
    May 4 2026

    The whole world United States are seeing what it is like to be tree scum. Nothing works correctly, everything breaks, and you “must” keep moving forward. It’s so exhausting, I am down to burn it all to the ground and start over.

    If you look moderately hard, you will find me.

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    58 Min.
  • Having a staring contest with a pooping homeless chick
    Apr 26 2026

    This episode we talk about the dirtyness of Seattle and how ice cold I am.

    If you look moderately hard, you will find me.

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    28 Min.