• Turbocharged Subdomains: The Link Building Hack White Hats Don’t Want You Using
    Nov 3 2025

    Let’s rip the mask off one of the most underutilized blackhat weapons in SEO: subdomains. In this episode, we break down what subdomains really are, why they still work like gangbusters for link building, and why the white hat crowd clutches their pearls every time you mention them.

    Here’s the truth: subdomains are legal steroids for your backlink profile — if you know how to use them.

    Enter Turbo Subdomains by Garrett Acott. This software makes it ridiculously fucking easy to spin up powerful, themed subdomain links that look like they’re coming from different root domains. And the kicker? They’ll cost you around $2 per link. That’s not link building — that’s link domination.

    We dive deep into how this works, why it’s effective, and the blackhat bonuses you won’t hear anywhere else. If you're tired of playing SEO by Google's bullshit rulebook, this one’s for you.

    👉 Stop wasting time and start building links that move the needle. Hit up https://ghls.io to work with Green Hat Local SEO — where rankings aren’t earned, they’re taken.

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    14 Min.
  • Missile, Grain, And Blog Posts
    Oct 27 2025

    Too many SEOs are jerking themselves off with over-complicated internal linking strategies—cosine similarity? EEAT content silos? Give me a break. This episode rips apart the bloated bullshit and gives it to you raw: local business owners don’t need a PhD in information architecture to convert leads. You just need to link to the next damn page your reader logically wants to see. That’s it.

    Forget the labyrinth of over-engineered link maps. Want more calls, more leads, and more money? Funnel users toward conversion points, reduce friction, and stop dumping a Wikipedia-sized link list on every damn page.

    This is internal linking, Green Hat style—simple, effective, aggressive. No fluff. No Google bootlicking.

    💥 Ready to break SEO rules and actually get results? Hit up https://ghls.io and let’s fuck up the algorithm—on purpose.

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    14 Min.
  • Google’s Latest Screw Job Is F*cking Your Business
    Oct 13 2025

    Google’s at it again—fucking over small businesses and padding their ad revenue. In this episode, we break down Google’s latest A/B test in the map pack where they're removing the "click to call" button for everyone except those throwing money at Google Ads. Yep, if you're playing the long game with SEO, they're stripping features out from under you.

    This is a straight-up shake-down. They're conditioning users to click on paid listings and punishing everyone else. But here’s the kicker—we’ve found a workaround. It’s not what you think… and it’s not in any SEO forum or white hat echo chamber.

    If you’re sick of playing by Google’s rigged rules and ready to fight fire with napalm, listen up.
    We’ve got the strategy to keep your phones ringing without paying the Google tax.

    👉 Ready to flip the script and make your SEO unf*ckwithable? Hit us up at https://ghls.io.

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    13 Min.
  • Google Just Killed Your Keyword Tracking – Here’s What to Do About It
    Sep 29 2025

    Google just dropped another steaming pile of “anti-SEO” bullshit—this time, they’ve nerfed your ability to see 100 search results per page. Translation? Your keyword data is toast. Impressions are tanking in Search Console, rank trackers are blind past page 1, and once again, Google is tightening the data noose around your business.

    This episode breaks down how this move screws over the average business owner and what you can actually do to fight back. No fluff, no theory—just aggressive, real-world tactics to claw back your visibility and get some damn data back in your hands.

    Because if you’re still playing nice with Google… you’ve already lost.

    👉 Ready to stop getting screwed by Big G? Get the real, ROI-driven SEO edge at https://ghls.io before your competition does.

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    10 Min.
  • Want Conversions? Get Rankings First, Dumbass 💰📍
    Sep 8 2025

    Another business bites the dust after getting suckered by a "StoryBrand Certified" agency — and guess what? Their rankings fucking tanked.

    In this episode, we expose the toxic lie that conversion-focused copywriting should come before SEO. Spoiler: if you're not ranking, you're not converting. Period. End of story.

    You’ll learn:
    👉 Why “feel-good” StoryBrand bullshit is a death sentence for local rankings
    👉 How Google doesn’t give a damn about your clever copy
    👉 The real way to balance conversion and SEO (without flushing your traffic down the toilet)
    👉 How to weave in CTAs and copywriting after you dominate the SERPs

    Don't fall for the narrative. Don’t get cute with your content. Get results.
    💣 Want real, ruthless SEO that actually brings leads? Hit up https://ghls.io and let’s go to war. 💥

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    14 Min.
  • Multi location Madness
    Sep 1 2025

    Most SEOs are too chicken-shit to touch site architecture when a business goes from one location to many. And that’s exactly why they’re failing. In this episode, we rip apart the lazy, ignorant mindset that keeps businesses stuck in single-location SEO purgatory while their competition dominates markets they haven’t even entered yet.

    If you're still running your site like a mom-and-pop shop while trying to rank in multiple cities, you're doing the digital equivalent of naming your store "All Dodgers All the Time" and trying to sell Padres gear. It’s not just stupid—it’s sabotage.

    I break down exactly how to architect your site for multi-location dominance, including the real-deal schema you need to use and why most "white hat" SEOs would rather hide under their desks than implement it.

    Want SEO that actually f*cking works? Hit up https://ghls.io and let’s burn the old playbook to the ground.

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    14 Min.
  • You Guys Worry About This White Hat Rumor Way Too Much
    Aug 25 2025

    If you still think your backlinks have to be indexed to count, you’ve been brainwashed by the white hat SEO cult. This episode is a brutal reality check for every misguided marketer out there crying about indexation. Spoiler alert: pages don’t need to be indexed — they just need to be crawled. That’s it. End of story.

    Google doesn’t index every goddamn page it crawls, but if it crawls the link, it knows the link exists — and you get the fucking credit. So stop obsessing over indexation reports and start focusing on what actually matters: building links on crawlable pages and dominating your niche like a savage.

    You want real SEO results, not fairy dust and wishful thinking? Then it’s time to burn the white hat, embrace the dark side, and start playing to win.

    👉 Need links that work? Stop listening to amateurs and start working with the killers. Visit https://ghls.io — Green Hat Local SEO doesn’t play nice, we play to dominate.

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    14 Min.
  • Ok Maybe It Won't Give You Diarrhea
    Aug 11 2025

    Google just pulled another bait-and-switch—and this time, they brought MUVERA to the table. In this episode, we rip apart the latest gaslighting campaign from the Big G. First, they drop a research paper on MUVERA, explaining how it might assess topicality based on multi-vector embeddings. Then BOOM—an update slaps sites that were ranking for semi-related keywords right off the damn map.

    Coincidence? Bullshit.

    Now they're backpedaling like cowards, saying “we never said MUVERA was in the algorithm.” Yeah, and Epstein didn’t have a client list either, right?

    Here’s the truth: Google’s PR machine is designed to mislead, misdirect, and keep white hat sheep grazing in a fantasy field. Meanwhile, we’re out here in the trenches, breaking rank, rewriting the rules, and stacking wins.

    If you're still listening to what Google says instead of watching what they do, you're getting played. Plain and simple.

    Want SEO that actually moves the needle? Stop playing by their rules. Contact the rebels at Green Hat Local SEO → https://ghls.io

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    11 Min.