Hey bestiessss, this week we’re catching you up on life because a LOT is happening… Ebony has only gone and bought herself a HOUSE (!!) and Lucie is convinced her boyfriend is going to propose in the next two weeks, so manifest with us x

Our topic today is The Nickname Theory: why every man you date somehow ends up with an iconic codename. We go through Ebony’s fabulous list...BA, Gold Tooth, Policeman 1 & 2, and Joe-from-Joe-and-the-Juice, and then dive into your submissions, which honestly had us SCREAMING!

Finally, for our FUOTFs, Ebony was told she looked like she worked at ASDA in her green fleece, and Lucie sprinted for the only running train with one eyebrow, no bags packed, and zero preparation...it's giving type B.

A very on-brand week! Enjoy besties xxxxx

Hey bestiessss 💋 we’re back with another episode of pure unhinged chaos, starting strong with the question no one expected: is it ever ok to eat cereal (with milk!!) out of a lunchbox… on a train? 🥣🚆 Because apparently some people are doing that and we need answers.

Then we chat all things Great South Run...Lucie wouldn’t have survived without Ebony (obviously 🥹) and if you’re feeling inspired to start running, we've got you! Use code EBONY for 2 weeks free on Runna 🏃‍♀️✨

For the main event, we dive into your wildest workplace romance stories, and babes, you delivered. From finding your boyfriend’s boss’s Primark PJ label in your bed, to farmhand flings across the hay bales, to maternity leave covers doing more than covering workloads 👀 HR could never.

And of course, our fuck ups of the fortnight, you really can’t make this stuff up! We hope you love ittttt xxxxx

Heyyy bestiessss 😘 in this ep swe’re embracing all the chaos: Lucie went corporate soaking wet with a top saying GOOD MOVE (not her finest hour 😅), Ebony accidentally debuted a period stain at the school run, and we’re planning the Great South Run! Airbnb booked, nerves rising, and excitement… plus panic, obvs.

We also dive into the infamous Rating Game, where in true us fashion, most of the options somehow involve poo 💩 from getting splashed in the face to stepping in it in the pool’s shallow end. Will we ever grow up? Highly unlikely. Absolute laughs (and cringes) guaranteed! Love ya xoxoxo