What do inmates eat? Well recently, it was an Fulton County Detention Officers' ear. Pretty horrible. This is in the same place where an inmate was eaten by bed bugs. They have got to change the menu in Fulton County. Some inmate went straight Mike Tyson on an officer recently, but she's doing okay. Down in Phoenix, an ex-con decided in 2020 the innovate and bring prison "cuisine" outside the walls on a food truck. But will Ramen and pickles draw a crowd?

Light fare for a Monday.

Jake Joke: Food related. But D+

Haven't you ever wanted to know? More bonus content goes out to subscribers, in case you wondered.

Jake forces Jon to read a 100-page article that is almost 30% in the French language. So yeah, he's gonna mispronounce things. Things he shouldn't. But this is the pressure of performance, and normally Jon has no problem performing. But France is one country too far. Also, Algiers. He knows what a Renault is, even if doesn't show.

This is the story of Rédoine Faïd, debonair gentleman criminal, consummate Frenchman, who has made cinematic style the basis of his criminal career rather than violence. He stands in stark contrast to 'Diet Satan' Jamie Osuna (on the previous subscriber-only episode). Faïd was the mastermind of his own stunning and dangerous escape from a pentitentiary in France, and it was not even his first one. Grab your beret and baguette, buckle up and bear with us for a beboogered story worthy of a road trip with the whole family (except children).

Jake had a gun the whole time.