Don't look now, but we're tied for second in the West. This game had everything: Hugo saved penalty, Bouanga Blast Boing Boing, questionable red card, and dozens of people wearing ravioli hats for some reason. Darren, Vince, and Travis break it down everything you need to know from this Wednesday 8am game. And they said we couldn't win on the road, huh?

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It's official: OLIVIER GIROUD IS BLACK AND GOLD and he's excited to play next to superstar Christian Olivera. Travis, Darren, and Vince break down LAFC's masterclass against Vancouver, the question mark hanging over The Smart Choice, and we only mention Vanni Sartini for 60 seconds! Then, we do a quarterly review of our pre-season predictions and circle back, touchbase, all from the 30,000ft view. Plus, Darren cries about his bet not cashing (and it's REALLY pathetic). That's Sports, Baby!

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The following is a quote from Mr. Goaltee himself Kiké Olivera:

"I'm coming out

I want the world to know, got to let it show

I'm coming out

I want the world to know, I got to let it show

There's a new me coming out and I just had to live

And I wanna give, I'm completely positive

I think this time around, I am gonna do it

Like you never knew it, oh, I'll make it through

The time has come for me to break out of this shell

I have to shout that I am coming out

I'm coming out, I want the world to know

I got to let it show (I'm coming)

I'm coming out

I want the world to know, I got to let it show

I'm coming out

I want the world to know, I got to let it show

I'm coming out

I want the world to know, I got to let it show

I've got to show the world all that I wanna be

And all my abilities, there's so much more to me

Somehow I'll have to make them just understand

I got it well in hand and oh how I have planned

I'm spreadin' love, there is no need to fear

And I just feel so good, every time I hear

I'm coming out, I want the world to know

I got to let it show

I'm coming out, I want the world to know

Got to let it show

I'm coming out, I want the world to know

Got to let it show

I'm coming out, I want the world to know

Got to let it show

I'm coming out, I want the world to know

Got to let it show

I'm coming out, I want the world to know

Got to let it show

I'm coming out, I want the world to know

Got to let it show

I'm coming out, I want the world to know

Got to let it show

I'm, I'm coming out

I have to shout that I'm coming out

I want the world to know

Got to let it show

I'm coming, I'm coming out"

We won 3-0, suck on that Sartini.

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It's our favorite time of the year: talking about the Vancouver Whitecaps!!!! We just LOVE to talk about that interesting team! Darren, Vince, and Travis break down everything you need to know about Hugo Lloris' struggles, who we might lose or gain this summer, and we answer a ton of listener questions. Plus, we spend like 3 hours talking about Vanni Sartini pantomiming you know what after we beat them in last year's MLS Cup playoffs. Like, we talk about it, A LOT. I like my martinis like I like my Sartinis: extra dirty!

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Wow, we really did grow the game tonight, didn't we folks? LAFC flew out to Las Vegas, scored three times on a dirty pitch, and flew home with a feeling of deep regret and sorrow. Olivera got a brace, Romero got some playing time, and the stream was uploaded in 56k. As we all know, the Lamar Hunt US Open Cup is the most important trophy ever created and we are on our way to bringing it home. VEGAS BABY!

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LAFC has raised the bar for just how low the floor can go in 2024. Ironically, the one bright spot of this match is that Olivera finally found the net! And the rest is a pit of darkness we waste no time diving into. Between callers venting, Heel Of The Foot Geoff Tock still finding new ways to be a true heel to us, the team, and even the rest of our viewers, and a firestorm of angry fans in the live chat, we confidently navigated every shade of black on this one. Gold: TBD. Maybe it'll be in Vegas! But that's a thing a lot of people say, and they don't often find it there. We thought Travis picked the wrong week to be there, but this turned out to be a good match to miss. Rest up. First mid-week match on Wednesday.

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Two matches in one week? What is this... 2023? Darren, Travis, and Vince are back with a DOUBLE EPISODE covering our Levi Stadium match up against the San Jose Earthquakes and the US Open Cup match up against a team with kiddie pools lining the stadium. We talk LAFC's surprisingly good April, we give all the players Vegas recs, and spend way too long talking just how full Levi Stadium will look on Saturday. Plus, Travis plugs his wife's show for way too long. If the house always wins, I hope the house is owned by Will Ferrell!!!!

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Most fun livestream of the season! A hard fought game FINALLY goes our way as we remain unbeaten at home. Vince, Darren, and Travis break down a rollercoaster of a match against the surprisingly good Portland Timbers. We got overconfident, then we got underconfident, and then we got normal confident. We talked Maxime v Hugo. We talked Olivera vs Olivera. And we talked Darren vs his adoring fans. And say it with me folks... BOUANGA BLAST!!!!!!

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