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Jay swears he didn’t want to go to Boston, and destiny punished him accordingly; with a sleepy drag show, a performer named Frisky Business, and a full-blown lecture for calling someone “darling.” Meanwhile, AJ was playing Acting Manager of the Year, juggling puppy fights, power outages, and employee chaos like a Bravo crossover episode. Between a $35 Hamilton miracle (third row, second-act nap included), DJ gossip, Potomac scandals, and Meredith Marks’ tragic DJ debut, the boys prove chaos is their love language. It’s safe spaces, bad manners, and gay blessings; all poured over wine and mild regret.

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We open with chaotic tech, then AJ recaps an Austin “Coffee and Chill” scene that meant ice baths, hot people, and not a single mimosa, followed by arriving scandalously late to a predators-and-prey Halloween party. Jay counters with a DC rooftop night and an Equinox bathroom fiasco that should never see daylight but absolutely does. We argue about Swifties, stan culture, and why moral character matters more than chart positions, then pivot to the current gold standard of reality TV with a sharp RHOSLC check-in and a rare nod to Heather. We set boundaries on straight friends at Pride, shout out Sundown Social, the Tenaz Collective, and new Warehouse Wednesdays, squeeze in Kacey Musgraves singing with mariachi, and wrap with a live chat derail and a blooper-reel exit that proves we’re nothing if not consistent.

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Jay and AJ regroup after a missed week and unleash a full catch-up: AJ leans into day drinking, plays promoter at Sundown Social, and covers over local DJs, while Jay survives a cursed travel run from SLC to LaGuardia that includes surprise TSA at the gate, a touch-and-go landing, and a neighbor who kept farting until Google Translate saved the cabin. The boys revisit Crumbl’s hard-launch boyfriend news, give a bartender update that sparks a fresh lavender marriage debate, and swap Housewives takes as Bronwyn swings hard and Lisa’s edit looks rough. Life updates land too: Jay is moving across the river to Arlington and is officially a poodle granddad. They close with a Dear Daddy note on vintage thirst, online boundaries, and why not every keyboard needs to be a catcall.