Dating in the digital age feels like navigating a minefield blindfolded. One wrong move and everything explodes in your face. This week, we're tearing down the façade of romantic ideals and getting brutally honest about what actually works—and what spectacularly fails—in modern relationships.

Jams kicks things off with a cautionary tale involving 20 chickens, a hot car, and a shocking 55% mortality rate that somehow perfectly encapsulates the chaos of dating decisions. Who knew chicken husbandry could so perfectly mirror our relationship choices? Meanwhile, we dissect the art of eye contact during dates—that delicate balance between showing interest and accidentally giving "come hither" signals that might get you tied up (whether you want it or not).

The conversation shifts to digital behavior as we tackle the thorny issue of partners who can't stop liking thirst traps on social media. Is double-tapping someone else's provocative selfie a form of micro-cheating, or are jealous partners overreacting? Our consensus: look all you want, but maybe keep your finger off that heart button, especially when your activity shows up in your partner's feed.

Our "Dating Profiles with Denny Broens" segment delivers comedy gold as we analyze three fictional profiles that hit uncomfortably close to dating app reality. Between cigarette-smoking selfies, questionable living situations, and bios listing "vagina" among favorite foods, it's a masterclass in what not to do when trying to attract a potential mate.

Whether you're swiping right, navigating relationship rough patches, or just enjoying the spectacle of others' romantic missteps, this episode offers equal parts entertainment and unexpected wisdom. After all, nothing helps your own dating life quite like hearing about someone who accidentally killed eleven chickens on a first date.

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