Guilty pleasure - Mine is watching my Bug Zapper. What’s yours?

Americans spend about 49 hours a year on the toilet playing with their phones.

Winnie the Pooh in real life! Bears escape an enclosure in the UK - Steal some honey, then pass out.

We play: Where are they now, with the cast of Winnie the Pooh. And it is dark!!

Trainwreck: Poop Cruise is now available on Netflix.

Some idiot wrote an article: “Man issues warning after five-day cocaine binge left him with 'devil eyes' and it almost killed him.”

In-N-Out Burger sues YouTuber who it says posed as an employee.

Large TSA warning for men? Well, large is probably being exaggerated. A man described what happened when he went through airport security with an erection.
A man lived 52 years with a toothbrush in his intestine.
Jerk-holes attack people with pots and pans in Colorado Springs.

Denver Nuggets president - Josh Kroenke, made it sound like Nikola Jokic's future with the team is in jeopardy.

Mailbag:
Why and how time travel could and couldn't work.
I explain what led me to being able to do random voices.

My awkward moment at Coors Field.

The worst driver just got her license in South Korea.

Wiener war - Hormel says Johnsonville stole recipes, trade secrets in lawsuit.

Gravy wrestling in England.

A professional girlfriend makes $1,300 per date with men. - I think I could do something similar.

Travis Hunter officially signed his four-year, $46.65 million fully guaranteed contract with the Jacksonville Jaguars.

Disney - the biggest “meh” on Earth.

A student's mom in Taiwan allegedly hired pole dancers to perform outside a school as a "graduation gift”

One of the Transformers lost a testi.

Top five states that consume OnlyFans.

Gen Z workforce has some demands for the workplace.

Coaching little league baseball.

Not many know, but I had a confrontation with a great white shark while vacationing in Australia.

This is the story I tell my children.

Frontier Airlines - where someone may or may not urinate on your luggage.
Joey Chestnut announced he’ll be hammering wieners on the 4th of July.
Engineers have built a headset that will record your dreams.
Virginia police confront a 6-foot alligator at a motel that escaped while en route to the zoo.
The L.A. Lakers sold for $10 billion. Are the Colorado Rockies next to sell? - Probably not.

A.I. is here to stay, and it’s coming for you.

A study revealed that 38% of Gen Z would love a private space in the office for getting it on.

Florida man convicted for pretending to be a flight attendant.

A DoorDash driver accidentally went into a secured area at Chicago airport. I share the time I accidentally went onto the Pearl Harbor Military base in Hawaii.

Angel Reese says she ‘loves the trolling’ because it results in ‘good ideas’ - so she filed a trademark for the rebound term “Mebounds”.

Boston man who fell from a cliff was trying to get a better view of the volcano eruption.

Mother Nature and I aren’t on speaking terms.

Man from New Jersey was gored by a bison at Yellowstone National Park, second incident this year.

German politician strips naked, calls on ‘open-minded citizens’ to join him on swingers trip in France. Don’t get any ideas, Trump!

Detroit, Michigan - A man dropped a turd in the middle of the shoe section.

The Rockies are drawing an average of 28,356 fans per home game this season, according to ESPN MLB league data.