Wild Card Weekend delivered chaos, pettiness, and at least one emotional child. The Bears shocked the Packers, and new Chicago head coach Ben Johnson sealed it with the most disrespectful victory lap possible — a running handshake that somehow said “good game” and “hold this L” at the same time. In L.A., the Rams survived a Panthers scare, which raised the important question: are the Rams secretly frauds, or are the Panthers one quarterback haircut away from exploding next season?

The 49ers handled the Eagles, but the real MVP was a young, deeply disgruntled Eagles fan who went viral during a local TV interview and spoke for an entire tortured fanbase. The Chargers looked completely unprepared while getting smacked by the Patriots, proving once again that “talent on paper” means nothing if you play like you forgot the paper at home. The Bills took care of the Jaguars, and the postgame press conference went viral for the opposite reason — a reporter asked a thoughtful, human question to head coach Liam Coen, reminding everyone that decency still exists in sports… briefly.

Looking ahead, Buffalo is a 1.5-point favorite over Denver, which is perfect because the Broncos need to fully embrace the underdog role and weaponize it. Meanwhile, America continued its collective hatred of Tony Romo, who somehow made things worse by doing… whatever that was on Sunday. And finally, Ravens head coach John Harbaugh was reportedly fired over the phone — which feels cold, impersonal, and relatable, because I was once “fired” too and nobody ever explained why.

Playoff football is back, feelings are hurt, and nobody is safe — exactly how Wild Card Weekend should be.

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