A penny for your thoughts - just not one jammed in the washing machine; 4 out of 5 Saints fans agree that every penalty against us is part of a larger conspiracy orchestrated by Roger Goodell; Get off your speaker phone, bruh; What's the right amount of polite chit chat for the grocery store line?; How old is too old for the kids' table?; and more.

A police horse wandered over when Triumph started playing. Turns out he was the only one at the game who showed up ready for victory. | Now that the LSU-Ole Miss game is done, can we just go back to the football part of football? | Last week Juan fell down - this week, Dave fell up (the stairs) | Are there so few ideas for new commercials that we have to keep seeing remakes of the old ones? | Pat Boone - yes, he's still alive - has advice for Trump | Apparently, watching fisherman unload alligators is big entertainment | and more.

Forget the vented chimneys - sit back and watch this little rock work its magic; The Lane Kiffin era begins and ranks #1 in media coverage; From the freezer to pit...now what?; So how much weed are you smoking in there that I can smell it way over here; Hanging with the Herbstreit twins; If you're gonna charge me that much for a pound of shrimp, how 'bout you knock all that ice off the scale; It's Candy Corn season!!; If you see an old globe at a garage sale, grab it; Break out your resume, SpaceX is hiring; and more.

So the world's richest man and a Louisiana Cajun step onto a highway... | Dumping on the job | The importance of office bathroom placement | Life was better when you could drink on the job | Credentials in your signature - nobody's impressed | Local newspapers that aren't local | Going down the obit rabbit hole | I'm not wearing any pants | Getting in was free, but popcorn cost $25 | The lesson of the Great Lakes | Well Goodbye, Dolly 🥲 | and more.

Preseason football tailgating - just consider it practice for the real thing |The lengths we go to publish this podcast include a driving with a carload of blood and hanging out at a random Circle K for 30+ minutes | It's so hot that we can talk about how hot it is without sounding like two old guys with nothing better to talk about than how hot it is | For us, the ultimate reminder that summer was over and school was starting - The Jerry Lewis Telethon | D&J - the kings of college media athletic competitions | At Nicholls, there was nothing cooler than Kevin Smoot spinning the wheels of steel | So are all books this long? | LSU continues to push the envelope on the craziness of NCAA rules | Slinging beer inside the stadium - it's a much better gig than you'd think | No ideas or talent of your own? Reaction video creator could be the job you're looking for | Getting buzzed at Sam's | and more.

When the swamp meets the subdivision; We'll give you 5 guesses as to who the new champion of former LSU athletes turned idiots is; What do Piccadilly, Golden Corral and The Rifleman have in common?; Not the time of year for wearing a suit outside, power outages and frozen AC systems; People who compliment Fauci's handling of the AIDS crisis obviously don't actually remember Fauci's handling of the AIDS crisis; and more.

Be honest, do any of these NFL HOF busts look like the actual guy?; Dave's office space is now "all white"; We're about to see see just how inclusive the WNBA is; Come on Benny Mardones - she's just 16 years old; That time Juan fought the law and the law one; Go Dave, it's your birthday; Back to school days gone by - locker stress; What side hustles would you do?; I'll probably never see you again, and 'm okay with that; Bruh, is Crowley gonna be the new rocket launch capital of the world?; Is it okay to toss your excess trash in your neighbor's can?; The easiest gig ever - security guard at a Pablo Cruise concert; and more.