🔥 Juan's solo adventure at Climate Change Central (spoiler: it's hot);
🎭 Dave becomes Broadway's most hated audience member (the cast is still recovering);
🎵 Coldplay concerts: Where dreams AND marriages go to die (statistical analysis included);
⚡ Tulsi's management massacre (middle managers, update your resumes);
🏀 WNBA's backwards economics lesson (when less money = more problems?);
🗳️ Dave's political aspirations revealed (is the world ready?);
💡 Light bulb conspiracy theories (the chu chuts are NOT aligned with the shaws!);
🤠 Bayou hospitality ;
🥩 Texas Roadhouse unannounced specials;
📺 Magnum PI's resurrection (because apparently we've run out of ideas);
🦅 Bird nerds unite! (D&J drop some feathered knowledge);

Plus more random tangents, questionable life choices, and whatever else fell out of our brains this week!

40 years later, what did Live Aid actually accomplish? • Why parent-child communication feels impossible (spoiler: it is) • The elaborate plans that exist only in our heads • Bathroom maintenance: a horror story • Should you ever let someone win? • Please stop posting your medical procedures • Could you vanish if you had to? • Haircut small talk: whose responsibility? • One broken traffic light = societal collapse • The DMV eye exam that determines your fate • Plus more random thoughts that keep us up at night.

Wedding shirt protocol: When Coach O needs an intervention 🤵‍♂️; Marriage reality check: What you want vs. what you're actually willing to sacrifice (spoiler: it's complicated); Carnival Cruise drama: Are the new rules "harsh and targeted" or just "please don't be terrible humans"? 🚢; Ozzy's farewell tour: Nothing says "rock and roll" like being surrounded by people who remember when electricity was invented; Rick Springfield as a DJ = pure cringe content (someone please make it stop); Pro tip: At 90, you've earned the right to hide your favorite bingo cards and we'll pretend we didn't see it 🎱; and more.