It's Halloween, the cornfields are suspicious, the baby monitor is speaking in tongues, and Mel Gibson is having a full-blown crisis of faith while extraterrestrial assholes turn rural Pennsylvania into the galaxy's worst Airbnb.

That's right, we're tackling M. Night Shyamalan's SIGNS (2002), a movie where aliens travel millions of miles across the universe to invade a planet that's 70% water, despite apparently being deathly allergic to the shit.

We've got creepy crop circles, traumatized children, crisis of faith's, and an extraterrestrial invasion that could've been stopped by a couple of Super Soakers, or a reasonably aggressive lawn sprinkler.

So grab a beer (not a pumpkin one...), board up your doors, and join us as we discuss religious trauma, questionable alien biology, and the world's most terrifying birthday party footage.

It's our Halloween Special, and this time the monsters aren't under your bed... They're the trauma in your head!

Welcome to the distant future of 2017, where America is a fascist dumpster fire, television is just murder with commercial breaks, and Arnold Schwarzenegger is wearing a yellow jumpsuit tight enough to violate several workplace safety regulations. Welcome to The Running Man! We have government propaganda, steroid-powered gladiators, exploding hockey players, a chainsaw-wielding psychopath, an opera-singing electric murder machine, and Richard Dawson playing Richard Dawson.

So grab a beer and join us as we discuss questionable dystopian fashion, Arnold’s complete inability to play an “average guy,” some of the dumbest, and greatest, one-liners ever committed to film, and a "future" where Americans happily watch people get murdered on television for prizes.

Actually… That last part feels a little less ridiculous than it probably should.

Cheers! 🍻

This week, we crack open this glorious pseudo-scientific with and award winning cast in 2003’s The Core, where science isn’t so much a set of rules as it is a loose collection of suggestions and asks the question, "But what if we could?" When Earth’s core has stopped spinning, birds are losing their minds, apparently the only solution is to drill to the center of the planet and jump-start it with nukes and unobtainium before Avatar made it cool. Marvel at a plan that somehow makes Armageddon look like a NASA documentary. So, grab a beer, ignore everything you learned in geology class, and join us as we dig deep into one of the most beautifully ridiculous end-of-the-world movies ever made.

This week we're sprinting headfirst into 2013's World War Z. The movie that asked, "What if zombies were fast and could ignore every law of physics?" Brad Pitt's hair races around the globe trying to save humanity while governments collapse, walls become optional, and and source of logic goes straight into the apocalypse. Join the guys and their guest Tyler Vogt (who suggested this pile!!), as we break down why the highest grossing zombie movie of all time is a true dumpster fire. Grab a beer, inject yourself with an unknow pathogen, and outrun the horde.. because the end of the world has never been more exhausting to watch.

This.... THIS!! This was our first attempt at a podcast to see if the format worked. Needless to say, we feel like it did! The boys deep dive into one of their all time favorite movies, T2: Judgment Day! JJ takes the reigns (JJ's in this one!!) and deep dives into one of the most iconic world ending movies of all time! It may be a little rough around the edges, but the movie more than makes up for it. Grab a drink, and dive in! Cheers!

This week, the guys put on the sunglasses, and breakdown They Live! The movie where Roddy Piper discovers that aliens have secretly taken over Earth… and somehow the solution is to beat the absolute hell out of Keith David in an alley for 6 straight minutes. It’s anti-capitalist paranoia, 80's action energy, and some of the most aggressive social commentary ever shoved into a sci-fi movie. Subtlety is dead, beers will be drank, bubblegum is gone, and this movie absolutely kicks ass. Cheers!

This episode we break down 2002's Reign of Fire. A movie that asks, “What if dragons woke up and immediately chose violence?” Yes, dragons. It stars an intense Christian Bale, and a completely unhinged Matthew McConaughey in all of his unblinking absurdity. Who's master plan mostly involves jumping at airborne fire-breathing lizards with axes. It’s Mad Max, meets medieval LARP. And we cannot stress enough how seriously this movie takes itself while being an absolutely ridiculous premise. Come have a beer with us and join in the absurdity. Cheers!

In this episode, the guys put the hammer down on 2008's Cloverfield, directed by Matt Reeves (NOT J.J. Abrams.) A movie that asks, “What if your going away party was crashed by a skyscraper sized bad day?” Follow a group of every twenty-something movie trope, as they run through New York armed with nothing but a camcorder, extremely questionable decisions, and zero survival instincts. Come drink and break down the chaos, the mystery, and why a one night stand is no reason to run headlong into a 300 foot tall baby alien. Cheers!