It's Halloween, the cornfields are suspicious, the baby monitor is speaking in tongues, and Mel Gibson is having a full-blown crisis of faith while extraterrestrial assholes turn rural Pennsylvania into the galaxy's worst Airbnb.

That's right, we're tackling M. Night Shyamalan's SIGNS (2002), a movie where aliens travel millions of miles across the universe to invade a planet that's 70% water, despite apparently being deathly allergic to the shit.

We've got creepy crop circles, traumatized children, crisis of faith's, and an extraterrestrial invasion that could've been stopped by a couple of Super Soakers, or a reasonably aggressive lawn sprinkler.

So grab a beer (not a pumpkin one...), board up your doors, and join us as we discuss religious trauma, questionable alien biology, and the world's most terrifying birthday party footage.

It's our Halloween Special, and this time the monsters aren't under your bed... They're the trauma in your head!

Welcome to the distant future of 2017, where America is a fascist dumpster fire, television is just murder with commercial breaks, and Arnold Schwarzenegger is wearing a yellow jumpsuit tight enough to violate several workplace safety regulations. Welcome to The Running Man! We have government propaganda, steroid-powered gladiators, exploding hockey players, a chainsaw-wielding psychopath, an opera-singing electric murder machine, and Richard Dawson playing Richard Dawson.

So grab a beer and join us as we discuss questionable dystopian fashion, Arnold’s complete inability to play an “average guy,” some of the dumbest, and greatest, one-liners ever committed to film, and a "future" where Americans happily watch people get murdered on television for prizes.

Actually… That last part feels a little less ridiculous than it probably should.

Cheers! 🍻

This week, we crack open this glorious pseudo-scientific with and award winning cast in 2003’s The Core, where science isn’t so much a set of rules as it is a loose collection of suggestions and asks the question, "But what if we could?" When Earth’s core has stopped spinning, birds are losing their minds, apparently the only solution is to drill to the center of the planet and jump-start it with nukes and unobtainium before Avatar made it cool. Marvel at a plan that somehow makes Armageddon look like a NASA documentary. So, grab a beer, ignore everything you learned in geology class, and join us as we dig deep into one of the most beautifully ridiculous end-of-the-world movies ever made.