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This week on Bitch Don’t Be Dumb, Yo Mamma dives into the wild world of “Bater Bros” — straight men who get together to, well… not-so-privately handle their business.

Is it straight? Is it bi? Is it just “boys being boys”? Or is this a full-blown identity crisis with Bud Light involved?

We’re unpacking internet subcultures, masculinity, labels, denial, and the fascinating gap between how people identify and what they actually do. No shame, no hate — just side-eye, questions, and a little cultural anthropology with attitude.

Ladies, stay alert. The copy machine crew might not just be talking about spreadsheets.

Bitch, don’t be dumb.

Text Ur Topics BDs!! Yo Mama is here!!

Human hair wigs are a multi-billion-dollar global industry — but whose hair is it, really?

This week, Your Mama dives into the human hair trade: temple donations in India, factory processing overseas, billion-dollar beauty markups, and the uncomfortable truth behind “virgin Remy.” From TikTok installs to thousand-dollar lace fronts, we’re asking the question nobody wants to answer:

Where does that hair actually come from?

Is it empowerment? Is it exploitation? Is it just capitalism doing what capitalism does?

We love the glam. We question the supply chain.

Keep it cute. Keep it conscious. And maybe… keep wigs fake.

Bitch, don’t be dumb.

Music by Nathan Wills.

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This week on Bitch Don’t Be Dumb, we’re calling it exactly what it is.

Private jets. Superyachts. Billionaire bunkers. Space joyrides. Climate galas with helicopter pads.

You don’t get to lecture normal people about recycling while you burn more fuel in a weekend than most families will in a year. Stop shaming Janice for her plastic straw while someone lands a jet in Milan for fashion week.

If you loved the planet, you wouldn’t need an escape plan underneath it.

This episode isn’t anti-money. It’s anti-hypocrisy. Because extreme wealth doesn’t just buy comfort — it buys emissions, insulation from consequence, and the ability to pretend Earth is optional.

Rich people don’t hate the planet emotionally. They hate it behaviorally.

Bitch, don’t be dumb.

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Don’t Tattoo Your Face is a blunt, unapologetic rant aimed squarely at women, arguing that some decisions don’t become empowering just because we call them that. The episode takes on face tattoos and visible ink as a fast track to unnecessary struggle, with a special warning about tattooing names anywhere on your body—because love is temporary and laser removal is expensive. It’s not moralizing and it’s not anti-art; it’s about long-term consequences, social reality, and why pretending the world is more evolved than it actually is mostly screws women over. This is less “do what you want” and more “think it through,” delivered with zero patience for fantasy thinking and a lot of hard-earned clarity.

Music by Nathan Wills.

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Straight Women Don’t Peg is a rant-disguised-as-a-public-service-announcement about how some men outsource their sexual identity crises to women and then call it “open-minded.” It argues that a lot of so-called adventurous requests aren’t about intimacy or curiosity—they’re about avoiding self-interrogation while demanding emotional labor in lingerie. The episode draws a bright line between consensual kink and pressuring your straight girlfriend to audition for a role she never applied for, with jokes sharp enough to leave a mark.

The underlying idea is simple and mildly heretical:
sexual compatibility includes respecting what someone genuinely wants—not turning them into a prop for your unresolved questions and then acting shocked when they decline.

This isn’t kink discourse. It’s a boundary check.

Music by Nathan Wills.

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This is a confessional with boundaries. In this milestone episode, Yo Mamma lays out ten parts of her life that people feel entitled to question, interpret, or demand explanations for—and why that entitlement had to end.

From abortions and miscarriages to marriages, estrangement, lost friendships, career detours, trauma, and survival choices, this is story time without self-defense. Not everything that happens to a woman is a lesson, a failure, or a cautionary tale. Some things just are.

Music by Nathan Wills

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This week, your mama is not hating — she’s offering perspective.

In Episode 9 of Bitch Don’t Be Dumb, we talk about wealth, value, and the obscene performance of excess in a world where regular people are worried about rent, food, and survival. From billionaires parading 100 carats of diamonds on red carpets to the media machine that normalizes inequality and calls dissent “jealousy,” this episode pulls apart the lie that status equals worth.

We get into diamonds, private jets, celebrity culture, and why being uncomfortable with what’s shoved in your face doesn’t make you a hater — it makes you awake. We talk about illusion vs. value, money vs. meaning, and why soul, freedom, and connection matter more than anything money can buy.

Raw, angry, funny, and unapologetic — this episode is a reminder that you’re not crazy for seeing through it, and you don’t need to sparkle to matter.

Fuck your diamonds.
Don’t drop it. Don’t stop it.
Bitch, don’t be dumb.

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Welcome to Episode Eight of Bitch, Don’t Be Dumb. First episode of 2026 and Yo Mamma is not easing anyone in.

This one’s for the women in “trust-based” monogamy with a man who still guards his phone like it’s Fort Knox. Let’s be clear: casual sex has different rules. Tinder dick? Club dick? Nobody needs your passcode. But the second a man wants to claim you—call it a relationship, monogamy, “that’s my girl,” “that’s my pussy”—the phone becomes part of the deal.

No password? No pussy.
Locked phone? Locked legs.

This episode tears into modern dating bullshit, fake privacy, burner apps, Snapchat dirtbags, and the way women are trained to hand over their bodies while men stay conveniently encrypted. Yo Mamma gets personal—four husbands deep, receipts included—and breaks down why transparency isn’t jealousy, it’s parity.

If your man says “you should trust me” while clutching his phone, that’s not trust—that’s a warning label. Monogamy without access isn’t monogamy. It’s a scam with better PR.

Passwords first. Pussy second.
Or go love your phone.

Music by Nathan Wills.