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This week on Bitch Don’t Be Dumb, Yo Mamma dives into the wild world of “Bater Bros” — straight men who get together to, well… not-so-privately handle their business.

Is it straight? Is it bi? Is it just “boys being boys”? Or is this a full-blown identity crisis with Bud Light involved?

We’re unpacking internet subcultures, masculinity, labels, denial, and the fascinating gap between how people identify and what they actually do. No shame, no hate — just side-eye, questions, and a little cultural anthropology with attitude.

Ladies, stay alert. The copy machine crew might not just be talking about spreadsheets.

Bitch, don’t be dumb.

Text Ur Topics BDs!! Yo Mama is here!!

Human hair wigs are a multi-billion-dollar global industry — but whose hair is it, really?

This week, Your Mama dives into the human hair trade: temple donations in India, factory processing overseas, billion-dollar beauty markups, and the uncomfortable truth behind “virgin Remy.” From TikTok installs to thousand-dollar lace fronts, we’re asking the question nobody wants to answer:

Where does that hair actually come from?

Is it empowerment? Is it exploitation? Is it just capitalism doing what capitalism does?

We love the glam. We question the supply chain.

Keep it cute. Keep it conscious. And maybe… keep wigs fake.

Bitch, don’t be dumb.

Music by Nathan Wills.

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This week on Bitch Don’t Be Dumb, we’re calling it exactly what it is.

Private jets. Superyachts. Billionaire bunkers. Space joyrides. Climate galas with helicopter pads.

You don’t get to lecture normal people about recycling while you burn more fuel in a weekend than most families will in a year. Stop shaming Janice for her plastic straw while someone lands a jet in Milan for fashion week.

If you loved the planet, you wouldn’t need an escape plan underneath it.

This episode isn’t anti-money. It’s anti-hypocrisy. Because extreme wealth doesn’t just buy comfort — it buys emissions, insulation from consequence, and the ability to pretend Earth is optional.

Rich people don’t hate the planet emotionally. They hate it behaviorally.

Bitch, don’t be dumb.