In this episode, the hosts dissect a $16M listing for a crypto news media company claiming $6M in revenue—raising serious questions about valuation, legitimacy, and what the business actually does.

Business Listing – https://www.loopnet.com/biz/business-opportunity/top-10-crypto-news-media-brand-global-syndication-6-5m-revenue/2358000/

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The hosts dives into a jaw-dropping crypto media business listed for $16M on LoopNet (and Acquire.fi), claiming $6M in revenue and $3.5M EBITDA. With 25 million monthly impressions, 300 syndication partners, and a 45-person team, the business operates in a niche corner of the digital media world—crypto news and press release distribution.

Key Highlights:
- $16M asking price for a crypto news business with $3.5M EBITDA
- 25 million monthly impressions, 300 syndication partners
- Listed on LoopNet via Acquire.fi, run by "Harrison CryptoGuy Fry"
- Unclear revenue quality: mix of ads, press release distribution, and crypto payments
- 45-person team, likely offshore contractors, minimal overhead

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A $12M revenue, $3.8M EBITDA “Project Lucid” branded inspection device distributor sparks heated debate on IP risk, exclusivity with its manufacturer, and the eyebrow-raising $5M liquid funds buyer requirement.

Business Listing – https://www.caldergr.com/business-listing/306-project-lucid-branded-inspection-device-company/#inquire

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The host brings the group a Calder Capital deal: “Project Lucid,” a branded inspection device distributor serving aerospace, power generation, chemical, and automotive industries across North America. With $12M in revenue, $3.8M EBITDA (~33% margins), $2.3M of inventory, and only 15 employees, the company touts exclusive distribution rights with its manufacturing partner. The teaser claims growing momentum, including winning a major client from an entrenched competitor.

Key Highlights:
- $12M revenue, $3.8M EBITDA (~33% margins), $2.3M inventory, 15 employees.
- Exclusive distribution rights with manufacturer; unclear IP ownership.
- Customers in aerospace, power gen, chemical, automotive industries.
- Broker requirement: $5M liquid funds to even see CIM.
- Hosts predict 6–9x multiple; likely strategic or private equity buyer.

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A long-standing Northeastern Ohio pool service company with ~$1.95M revenue and ~$454k EBITDA is up for sale at ~3x SDE, sparking debate on seasonality, retail real estate, and debt structures in a niche where private equity rarely ventures.

Business Listing – https://www.bizbuysell.com/business-opportunity/pool-service-company-in-northeastern-ohio/2332791/

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In this episode, the hosts welcome guest Rand Larsen (Scale Path) to break down a second-generation pool service and maintenance company in Northeastern Ohio. With nearly $2M in revenue, ~$454k EBITDA, and ~$554k SDE, the company is priced at ~$1.5M (about 3x). The deal also includes $80k in inventory, while $750k of real estate is held separately. The business boasts a 13,000 sq. ft. retail/service building, eight employees, and a 60-year history dating back to 1963.

Key Highlights:
- $1.95M revenue, ~$454k EBITDA, ~$554k SDE; priced at ~$1.5M (~3x).
- $750k real estate (not included in price); 13,000 sq. ft. retail + service building.
- Eight employees; route-based recurring pool maintenance vs. high-ticket installs.
- Seasonal cash flow risk in Ohio; SBA lenders may only close at start of busy season.
- Opportunities in retail chemical sales, service expansion, or re-engaging in installs.

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