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What happens when you have to choice between being strapped down to a chair and forced to listen to Barney the Dinosaur's theme song for a year straight Vs. Being abducted by aliens? And more importantly what does God have to say about all of it??

This week, licensed and ordained minister, educator, author, musician and host of "The Miseducation of God’s People" Jason Johnson enters the scene!

Jason and I explore what it means to discern God's word, What Children's T.V's shows had the best morals represented in their characters, and why exactly if God is so good, do bad things happen?

All these questions, topics, queries, impossible thought pieces and more, in this installment of 1000CrazyQuestions!

Go check out Jason book THE 4-STEP BIBLICAL DISCERNMENT FRAMEWORK: https://discerntheword.com

(Red band)- Seasoned radio personality, Uber & Lift driver, and the phenomenal podcast host of the Delicious Culture. You know him, you love him: its special guest Jon Francois! And he’s here to answer the most dreadful, comical, and most puzzling of questions!

A notorious mobster left a briefcase full of cash in your car Wdyd? Your wife will only sleep with you if you invite a third wheel?! Would you rather never be able to Lie again of Laugh again?

Jon answers and breaks down all the correct answers to these questions, while explaining his podcast’s ultimate quest/goal to gather the most Delicious stories and recommendations from every guest fortunate enough to find themselves on it (or something like that :) !

It’s a fun conversation with a truly entertaining guest. Click play and judge for yourself 😉

(Blue band). Wisdom may not always come for free, but the only thing this week's episode cost is your attention. My special guest; The entrepreneur, coach, author Dr. Danny Brassell and I discuss all the hypotheticals you've only dared to ask yourself in private.

Have your face immortalized on a dollar bill Or Always have kids listen to you? Is it better to go with your gut or think things through when making big decisions? Punch an old woman in the face as hard as you can for no reason Or have to pick up chain smoking??

5 frogs are sitting on a log and one of them thinks about jumping off. How many frogs are left? My question to you at the end of this season of 1000 Crazy Questions.

(Red)- It's a him! SooPer Mario Wissa! The social communication expert, author, and public speaker Mario jumps into the hot seat to show us how to laugh, relax and take life a little less seriously. But how will he handle these loaded, life alternating questions?? Be only able to teleport, but only into occupied toilet stalls Vs. Be able to magically start fires with your mind, but only to children's clothing?

How does laughter affect our mental and physical health? Only be able to talk when your dominatrix says so Vs. Have terrible gas every time you become happy??

All these Hi-larities and more in this installment of 1000 Crazy Questions!

A Token of Madness

(Red) -Youtuber, Podcaster and Personality the Zax Pearson from “The Token Podcast” enters the hot seat and shares how he really feels about Pop Culture, Fast-food joints, Gaming and politics at large!

Be Batman or Spider-Man? Get your nudes leaked or have to leak someone else’s nudes? What does our modern society value most and do our elected officials reflect that? What is the WORST Anime to live in as a “normal person”?

All these topics here and more in this episode of 1000 Crazy Questions.

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(Red)- Listener Discretion is advised! Sensitive themes and topics discussed are listed below.

Working in the adult industry for 2 decades will give you some stories lol. Join my guest author and producer Vic Lagina and I as we discuss the themes of his book “Filthy” and the terrible would you rather questions that come with the territory.

Be able to read minds while you’re drunk or fly high? Get to hook up with anyone you desire or find true love? Be a 8 man P*****T**** victim or in the middle of a Human C******** ???

All the horrible answers a boatload more lot more in this installment of 1000 Crazy Questions.

[Content Warning of Topics:]

• National tragedies Ex: the Titanic & 911
• Parental death
• Sex and fetishes

(Blue)- Humanist, Storyteller and Author of “The Human Idea” Anne Riley talks a little bit about her latest book and offers her cutting perspective on the world’s dumbest questions known to animal & man!

What colors correspond to what emotions? What the heck is an Ideasphere?? What if all the animals disappeared tomorrow? And Would You Rather be in a Musical or fall into an episode of the Twilight Zone???

Click through for some brain food, here on this non-esoteric, calculus free installment of 1000 Crazy Questions ;)!

(Red)- Hangout with Character Actor, Artist, the Cologned Storyteller, Paul Cram and I as we casually chat about life, death, The Simpsons Vs. The Addams Family Vs. The Shreks, and the idiosyncrasies of the weather.

Would you rather be the Fastest Reader or the Fastest Talker? M.F.K: Sugar, Salt or Fat? WYR: Have a perfect smile, learn how to dance or just take the cold hard cash$$;P? All these things and so soo much more, in this installment of 1000CrazyQuestions!