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To the Rude Guy in Apartment Five
- The Inappropriate Bachelors, Book 1
- Gesprochen von: Laurie West
- Serie: The Inappropriate Bachelors, Titel 1
- Spieldauer: 5 Std. und 24 Min.
- Kategorien: Liebesromane, Zeitgenössische Liebesromane

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To the rude guy in apartment five,
I’m glad you’re happy to have moved into a new apartment, but no:
I do not want to have a beer with you.
I do not want to have a nude sleepover.
I do not want to make you breakfast, lunch or dinner, no matter how many lap dances you promise to give me.
I do not need you to serenade me through the walls at 1am.
And no, I have no interest in letting you take me on a date.
Sincerely,
Magnolia Allen
P.S. And no, I do not want to know how many accents you can growl in during intimate moments. How is that even a thing?
P. P. S. Also, you will never find me standing naked in your living room ever again, so please stop leaving lingerie packages on my welcome mat.
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