"I teetered dangerously somewhere between a four-legged furry friend and a one-way flight to a Mediterranean country where the fine men were just as abundant as the fine wine...."

Have you ever wondered what it's like to look for love online? Have you ever been curious about online dating? Live vicariously through Lindsay Taylor Dellinger's 20 online dates with 20 different men as she recounts the sweet to the downright absurd. From charming one-night stands to grown men spooked by skeletal art to long-distance allure and more, this 2022 Kindle Book Awards finalist is filled with laughs, cries, and dating advice that will have you listening until you're writing your next online dating profile.

"I was sixteen years old when I became familiar with heartbreak, when I developed a disdain for whoever made up the whole sticks and stones bullshit...."

The 33-year-old divorcée weaves her dating tales through a contrasting, relatable lens of countless hours of therapy, copious amounts of wine, solo travel, and an unforgiving past with the kind of human vulnerability we all crave. Dating, in general, is hard, but dating after divorce and trauma? Much more complicated.

"He dropped the bomb, the other shoe. It was the proverbial catch I always find myself waiting on when things seem too good to be true."

This dating memoir for couples, singles, and men and women alike explores healthy relationships, toxic ones, technology, self-discovery, and everything in between. With an initial reluctance to meet someone online, Lindsay attempts to break a poor decision cycle that leads to emotionally unavailable men. She takes on the challenge of dating apps and frivolous chats to find something meaningful and real.

Will she or won't she find her "Ride or Die" online?

Not suitable for children under the age of 18—contains profanity and explicit content.

Recorded at Enhanced Media | Reseda, CA