Marriage is for Monarchs. Marriage is kind of like trying to choreograph a royal waltz… on a battlefield… in flip-flops… while holding emotional blueprints written by two entirely different civilizations—one in bold declarations, the other in deeply nuanced eye rolls. You can read all the Christian books, quote Ephesians 5 in four translations, take a compatibility quiz on your anniversary, and still end up crying in the kitchen because one of you said “I’m fine” and meant “I’m disappointed in your soul,” while the other heard “Excellent. Crisis averted."

”Let’s be honest—modern marriage feels less like a covenant and more like an endless group project with no clear leader, recurring budget meetings, and a growing suspicion that someone is spiritually skipping class. And yet…God. Is. In. This. He’s in the silent standoffs. He’s in the mismatched libidos and the misunderstood side comments. He’s in the deeply sacred work of dying to yourself on a Tuesday afternoon when the dishwasher’s full and your patience is not . This audiobook isn’t here to give you more rules, scripts, or Sunday-school-approved flirtation tips. It’s a royal summons. Because marriage was never meant to be a contract between coworkers—it was always meant to be a covenant between rulers. A throne. A mission. A sacred alliance of two Spirit-filled image-bearers learning to reign without resorting to scorecards, sarcasm, or silent treatments that last longer than Lent. Whether you’re single, married, disillusioned, hopeful, or just hiding from another “feelings talk,” Marriage Is for Monarchs will show you why headship isn’t tyranny, submission isn’t weakness, and covenant isn’t outdated—it’s undefeated. Put on your crown. It’s time to rule.