Have you ever seen a fireman who's so insanely sexy you'd actually consider DIY-ing a little at-home arson just so he'd show up at your front door?

Dramatic, I know, but hear me out. Chiseled hot body, bright blue eyes, and the sexiest smile I've ever seen - the first time I saw Garrett Alexander in my exam room, it took everything inside me not to do something crazy like mount him during his yearly physical.

Not only is he a total babe, but he's charming, hilarious, and the kind of single dad that would make your ovaries explode - the total freaking package.

I know you're probably wondering, what in the heck are you waiting for, girl? Go get yourself a fireman! But, see, there's one teeny-tiny (read: huge) problem - if we got together, we'd have to keep our relationship a secret.

I know. Who even am I? Some heroine in a freaking forbidden romance novel? Let me guess, now you're probably thinking.... Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Don't do it, girl. Don't fall for the sexy, off-limits man. It's not worth it.

Well, too late. I already went and did it. And I have a feeling this fire of ours is going to go up in a big, mushroom-cloud-worthy ball of figurative smoke.

Contains mature themes.