My name is Rose and I've got the thorns to back up my sassy mouth.

You know, being almost dead is a weird thing, but not as bad as you might expect. You see, almost dead has put me in contact with six of the most amazing men I have ever met. Kind, strong...werewolves, vampires, and warlocks, but who cares? They're a mouth-watering smorgasbord of rock-hard abs, smirks, and smoldering gazes. Sure, they're all the way dead. I'm not worried though.

At least that's what I've been telling myself. But those six men are about to put their very souls on the line to help me get home. Because unlike them, I have a chance to return to the land of the living.

That means that we must face down hordes of undead, while we undergo a brutal journey, and along the way, I must prove my own worth through challenges that will push me to the brink of my mental and physical strength.

And on top of it all, I'm not supposed to get naked with any of those gorgeous guardians of mine because of reasons no one will tell me. #unfair

May God have mercy on my soul because I think I'm about to go to hell with the naughty thoughts that are raging through me. Cause if I'm going to become dead-dead, then I'm going to a live a little while I still can.

Contains mature themes.