Fact 384: Allie's bad luck knew no bounds.
After surviving a pirate attack by the skin of her very unlucky teeth, she believes life will get better.
It had to, right?
Wrong, dead wrong. Literally dead.
Fact 443: Revenge always bites you in the butt.
One little prank leaves her as a prime murder suspect and her newfound friends in jail. If she can't prove her innocence, she can kiss what's left of her life goodbye - not that she had much of one to start.
Fact 537: Human-hating aliens had no right to be so sexy.
At least she'd have something pretty to look at while being blackmailed into espionage.
It was just one mistake...maybe two.