Not every hero wears a cape, some wear rubber gloves. Corey Naylor only wanted a quiet shift, a working mop, and for people to stop leaving impossible stains in places that were clearly marked as restricted access. Unfortunately, the galaxy had other plans. When armed pirates seize a diplomatic...

The adventure begun in Corey Naylor – Space Janitor concludes here. Corey Naylor has one mop, one suspicious organism and one very bad idea. The pirates control the bridge, hold the captain and are loading the ship’s most valuable hostages into a detachable luxury module. Unfortunately for...

The school year is over. This should, by all reasonable standards, mean rest. Unfortunately, Mr. Gorzug has learned that England does not operate by reasonable standards. When Halcyon Comprehensive sends Mr. Gorzug and Miss Khan to a South Coast Teaching and Learning Partnership Summer...

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The school needed a substitute teacher. It got an orc war-chief instead. A towering green-skinned warrior from another world was never part of the staffing plan, but after a magical accident leaves him stranded in modern England, the local secondary school discovers something unexpected: He is...

Mr. Gorzug has survived a magical siege, a hostile school improvement framework, and several parents’ evenings. Unfortunately, England has now discovered teaching standards. Halcyon Comprehensive is stabilising at last. The corridors are calmer. The children are healing. Mr. Gorzug has become...

Mr. Gorzug has survived war, paperwork, Ofsted-adjacent scrutiny, and Year Nine in wet weather. Staying in England should have been the difficult part. Instead, Halcyon Comprehensive has done something far more dangerous. It has made him permanent. His name is on the rotas. Children look for him...

Girls, guns, and greenskins. Small Towns in America have a way of enforcing conformity. High School outcast Samantha Jenkins always had a hard time fitting into that mold. Unfortunately, when orcs invade and start abducting people, she may be the only hope humanity has left....