Ergebnis für "The Dead" in Humor

Books 7, 8 and 9 in the SKULDUGGERY PLEASANT series – known collectively as THE DARQUESSE TRILOGY, Derek Landy's fantastically imaginative series about our favourite dead detective. KINGDOM OF THE WICKED Across the land, normal people are suddenly developing wild and unstable powers. Terrified...

Skulduggery, Valkyrie and Omen return in the 14th and penultimate novel in the internationally bestselling Skulduggery Pleasant series – and their most epic test yet… In a matter of days, the world will change. Billions of lives will be wiped away in a final, desperate search for the Child...

War has finally come. But it's not a war between good and evil, or light and dark - it's a war between Sanctuaries. For too long, the Irish Sanctuary has teetered on the brink of world-ending disaster, and the other Sanctuaries around the world have had enough. Allies turn to enemies, friends turn to foes, and Skulduggery and Valkyrie must team up with the rest of the Dead Men if they're going to have any chance at all of maintaining the balance of power and getting to the root of a vast conspiracy that has been years in the making.

Jed's not your typical middle school geek. He is, to use the politically correct term, cardiovascularly challenged. And while his parents have attempted to shield him from the implications of being different for as long as they could (Jed was eight and at a friend's sister's birthday party when he blew his lips off onto the cake in front of everyone, finally prompting the "big talk" from his parents and an emergency superglue repair by his dad), seventh grade at Pine Hollow Middle School as a target of Robbie the supreme school bully and his pack of moronic toadies is rapidly becoming unbearable.

11-year-old Josh and 12-year-old Amanda just moved into the oldest and weirdest house on the block--the two siblings think it might even be haunted! But of course, their parents don't believe them. You'll get used to it, they say. Go out and make some new friends. But the creepy kids are not like anyone Josh and Amanda have ever met before. And when they take a shortcut through the cemetery one night, Josh and Amanda learn why.

Totaler Invasionsalarm! In der Schule treiben hirntote Smartphone-Zombies ihr Unwesen! Um die Schüler ins echte Leben zurückzuholen, lässt Max' Kunstlehrer, der Yeti, die Schüler einen rostigen Eiswagen vollsprühen. Ganz legal! Klingt super - eigentlich! Wären da nicht die Selfie-süchtigen Pixelkröten. Und dann fordert Max auch noch ein Unbekannter zum Sprayer-Krieg heraus! Zum Glück hat er drei Geheimwaffen: eine Spraydose und seine besten Freunde Nico und Jamal.

In Mexico, fitting in might be easier than Jed imagined, with holidays such as Día de los Muertos (Day of the Dead). Here, a rising eighth-grade zombie boy and his zombie dog won't draw that much attention. But then Tread unwittingly sets off Mexico's Chupacabra Defense Network, and Jed accidentally collides with a bus. So much for blending in. The unusual pair catch the eye of a professional wrestler, who challenges Jed to a fight!

Sid Jones loves hanging out in the graveyard with her best friend Zen—they are desperate to see a real-life ghost! But when Sid accidentally summons a 300-year-old pirate from the dead, it opens the door to the HALFWAY HOUSE—a magical inn FULL of lost souls from across the ages, all trapped there by a sinister landlord. There are more ghosts that Sid could ever have imagined—and they’re all sure Sid is there to save them! (Sid’s sure there’s been some kind of mistake.)

Rex Dexter is itching to have a dog. His parents surprise him with a box. A box with holes. A box with holes and adorable scratchy noises coming from inside. Could it be? Yes! It has to be! A...a...chicken? One hour and 14 minutes later, the chicken is dead (by a steamroller), Rex is cursed (by the Grim Reaper), and wild animals are haunting Rex's room (hounding him for answers). Even his best friend, Darvish, is not going to believe this, and that kid believes everything.

Skulduggery, Valkyrie and Omen return in the 14th and penultimate novel in the internationally bestselling Skulduggery Pleasant series – and their most epic test yet… In a matter of days, the world will change. Billions of lives will be wiped away in a final, desperate search for the Child...

Zombie-Abwehr-System! An Max' neuer Schule laufen jede Menge merkwürdige Gestalten rum - das müssen Zombies sein! Zum Glück halten seine Freunde Nico und Jamal zu ihm. Und sind gleich damit einverstanden, ihren in der Projektwoche gebauten Roboter in ein kleines, völlig harmloses Duell gegen den Roboter von Oberzombie Edgar zu schicken. Doch dann bekommt der fiese Lehrer Bockmann Wind davon und steckt sie allesamt in das Projekt des Grauens: "Sing deinen Song"! Wie sollen Max und seine Freunde diese Blamage abwenden?

Erster Tag in der neuen Schule und Max merkt, dass das kein Zuckerschlecken wird. Edgar hat es auf ihn abgesehen. Und wird dabei tatkräftig von zwei brutalen Gorillas unterstützt. Max hat das Gefühl, dass ihn niemand mehr versteht. Was sind das für Typen in seiner neuen Klasse? Alles Zombies? Zum Glück stehen ihm Nico und Jamal zur Seite. Denn als sein Comic, den Max von seinem Leichen-Lehrer und Zombie-Edgar in sein Matheheft gekritzelt hat, in die falschen Hände gerät, kann er Hilfe gut gebrauchen.

Haus Hochmoor? Mit Selbstversorgung? Max kann es nicht fassen. Er steckt Mitten im Moor, es regnet in Strömen - und das nennt Zombie-Lehrer Bockmann "Klassenfahrt"! Zum Glück sind die Freunde Nico und Jamal auch dabei - und mit im Gepäck haben die Jungs jede Menge Ideen, um ihren Mitschülern das Fürchten zu lernen. Schließlich lässt es sich umgeben von Moorleichen so richtig schön Gruseln...

He’s dead. She’s deadly. The bad guys don’t stand a chance. The eighth book in the bestselling Skulduggery Pleasant series. Two wars rage. One is a war between Sanctuaries – a war of loyalty and betrayal and last, desperate stands. The other is a war within Valkyrie Cain’s own soul. If...

L'académie des sorciers organise un tournoi. Pour Dead, c'est l'occasion d'obtenir son premier trophée! Mais tu le sais déjà.... Ça ne se passera pas tout à fait comme prévu!

La reine Gretamalda lance une prime sur la tête du nécromancien Norbert le Noir, qui met en danger la quiétude du royaume. Pour Dead, cette mission est l'occasion d'enfin obtenir assez de gloire et de prestige pour devenir un vrai de vrai chevalier! Mais tu le sais déjà.... Ça ne se passera pas tout à fait comme prévu!

Pour le onzième anniversaire de naissance de son fils, le terrible Capitaine Kousto Long-Sabre prévoit piller un riche navire marchand, et laisser Dead aux commandes. Mais tu le sais déjà.... Ça ne se passera pas tout à fait comme prévu!

Beasts in the basement. A gangster in a rabbit suit. And rats in the modem. Great-great-grandma in the freezer. A talking spider in the attic. And a crocodile in the moat. Titus in his bedroom. Baby Damp in her nappy. And Pandora in a strop. Add a stressed-out witch for a mum, a kidnapped dad, and a nanny who puts Mary Poppins to shame and you'll conjure up family life at StregaSchloss. It's bizarre!

Sometimes it’s hard to rest in peace. A young trainee witch, a family power gone haywire, a dearly departed grandma, an undead boy, and an evil witch—that’s a recipe for the perfect summer vacation. Both hilarious and heartfelt, this fast-paced mystery about life and death (and afterlife)...

When Jake opens a strange box containing a severed finger, he accidentally summons a grim reaper to drag him to the Eternal Void (yep, it's as fatal as it sounds), and now he's running for his life! But luckily Jake isn't alone - he can see and speak to ghosts. Jake and his deadly gang (well, dead, at least) - Stiffkey the undertaker, hockey stick-wielding Cora, and Zorro the ghost fox - have one mission: find the Embassy of the Dead and seek protection. But the embassy has troubles of its own and may not be the safe haven Jake is hoping for....