Ergebnis für "Monster" in Liebeskomödie

Here's the thing about dating dragons: don't. Especially if you're me. My first dragon boyfriend, Zed? Gorgeous, charming... and responsible for the worst night of my teenage life. The ones who came after? All ghosted me when they found their fated mates. I learned my lesson: No more dragons. It never ends well. Fast-forward fifteen years, and guess who strolls back into my life? Zed—older, hotter, and still single. He only wants one date, but he's overdue to find his mate. I should walk away before he disappears a second time. 

The day I was drafted into the army of the gods, all I knew about being a MASH surgeon was what I’d learned from Hawkeye Pierce and Hot Lips Houlihan. Now here I am, Dr. Petra Robichaud, in the middle of an immortal war, assigned to a MASH camp with a nosy sphinx, a vegetarian werewolf, and an uptight vampire who really needs to get a life. At least they’re all too busy with their own dramas to discover my secret: I can see the dead. It’s a forbidden gift, one that can get me killed, so I haven’t told a soul.

Darla Drake, Duchess of Death, is a legendary monster who has haunted the woods around Camp Clear Creek for years. Until an existential crisis forces her to take a sabbatical from wreaking havoc on pimply teens while she figures out what she really wants from the rest of her (possibly infinite) life. But what does a monster do when her malevolent days are over? For Darla, it’s spending time with the decapitated—yet still overbearing—head of her mother, reading romance novels she steals from campers, and struggling with one monstrous case of melancholy. Until Jarko Murkvale arrives.

What could possibly be the most infuriating thing to a vampire disgusted by the internet? A twenty-six-year-old social media influencer who just ran out on her cheating ex-fiancé and insists on staying in Vlad's quiet castle. But he needs money to repair his ancestral home, and Aubrey needs a place to lick her wounds after getting her heart broken. He is ready to have humans invading his space. He is not, however, ready for her.

A big part of why I moved to a remote island was to escape my mother. She wants me to get married, settle down, and pop out some grand-trophies. I’m not opposed to the idea, but every time I swipe right, I seem to end up dating hot messes or worse: suspiciously perfect guys. I want a normal guy who loves to snuggle and binge watch TV until we fall asleep in each other’s arms. Is that too much to ask? I hadn’t even finished unpacking before my mom’s housewarming gift was tossed onto my porch—an antique lamp. While checking for damage, I rubbed the lamp, and you’d never guess what came out.

Beim nächsten Mal sollte ich mein Opfer nicht mitten in der Nacht aus einer schlecht beleuchteten Gasse entführen, dann sinkt nämlich die Wahrscheinlichkeit, die falsche Frau mitzunehmen. Ich wollte Audrey. Meine Audrey. Stattdessen habe ich jetzt Eirene am Hals, meinen ganz persönlichen Sargnagel. Sie ist widerspenstig, hat ein loses Mundwerk und keinerlei Hemmungen, mir ihre Meinung zu sagen. Ich könnte Eirene gegen Audrey eintauschen, aber irgendwie will ich die kleine Kratzbürste nicht mehr hergeben.

Ich hatte das Ziel klar vor Augen. Eirene Jensen – bildhübsch, rothaarig und furchtlos. Genau meine Kragenweite. Doch durch einen dummen Zufall habe ich in der Dunkelheit ihrer Freundin Audrey aufgelauert und als ich meinen Fehler bemerkt habe, war es bereits zu spät. Jetzt muss ich entscheiden, was ich mit Audrey machen soll. Bei meinem Job ist es nicht üblich, die Zeugen am Leben zu lassen, und um ehrlich zu sein, ist Audrey auch nicht mein Typ. Sie ist zwar ebenso attraktiv wie Eirene, aber viel verängstigter und beginnt zu zittern, sobald ich den Raum betrete.

When she wished upon a star, she never thought the universe would manifest him. Ember has always worked hard to achieve her goals. Move to the city? Check. Start her own boutique? Check. Buy a Victorian house? Check. Find love? Absolute failure, and it’s not for lack of trying. So she does something she hasn’t tried yet—she makes a wish upon a star. It’s just a silly, hopeful gesture. What can it hurt? With a literal bump in the night, Nyte appears.

The first three books in the best-selling Monsters Love Curvy Girls series! Ferocious flame-throwing, satanic-looking males with tender-hearted marshmallow interiors who passionately love their human females exactly as they are. This box set includes the following books: Book One: His Human Nanny, narrated by Patrick Zeller and Lexi Maynard; Book Two: His Human Surrogate, narrated by Patrick Zeller and Victoria Mei; and Book Three: His Human Assistant, narrated by Patrick Zeller and Neva Navarre.

All I wanted to do was live my life in peace. Maybe get a cat, expand my spice farm. Really anything that doesn't involve going on a quest where an orc might rip my face off. But they say the Goddess has favourites. If so, I'm clearly not one of them. After saving the demon Fallon in a wine-drunk stupor, all he wanted to do was kill an evil witch enslaving his people. I mean, I get it, don't get me wrong. But he's dragging me along for the ride, and I'm kind of peeved about it. On the bright side, he keeps burning off his shirt.

A talented hacker. A stoic supernatural. He's unused to the word no. She delights in tormenting him. When Bernadette Crenshaw used questionable means to look into her best friend's new vacation fling, she never thought it would disrupt the dealings of the world's most eligible billionaire...

From the publisher of Pride and Prejudice and Zombies comes a new tale of romance, heartbreak, and tentacled mayhem. Sense and Sensibility and Sea Monsters expands the original text of the beloved Jane Austen novel with all-new scenes of giant lobsters, rampaging octopi, two-headed sea serpents, and other biological monstrosities.

The long-awaited conclusion in Ben Alderson's bestselling Realm of Fey series... As the dust settles and the world ushers in a new era of stability, only Robin Icethorn knows the truth. Duncan Rackley, former fey Hunter turned lover, has become the host of the demon god Duwar, and the gentle...

Ein echtes Abenteuer auf Bali erleben, davon träumt Rachel schon lange. Doch als sie endlich auf der Insel ankommt, reißt sie eine mysteriöse Begegnung mit einem Affen aus ihrer Realität. Unbeabsichtigt betritt sie ein geheimes Portal und findet sich in der magischen Welt Lopahr wieder. Dieses fremde Reich wird beherrscht von Flüchen, uralten Geheimnissen und Ungeheuern. Rachel spürt schnell, dass sie hier ohne Hilfe keine Überlebenschancen hat. In ihrer Not schließt sie einen Pakt mit einer zwielichtigen Kreatur.

One moment I'm within my domain in the abyss, and the next… She's in front of me with a steam cleaner in her hand. Her name is Grace… but I'm in no threat of falling, feeling hexed… With her, I've ascended on land. Now she wants to get rid of me, saying I'm an accident. Unfortunately for...

A USA Today Bestseller A woman discovers that not all monsters are her enemy—the opposite, in fact—in this new paranormal romance by Lana Ferguson, author of The Fake Mate. Keyanna “Key” MacKay is used to secrets. Raised by a single father who never divulged his past, it’s only after...

Anyone else ever thrown a drink at someone's head, only to miss entirely and hit a stranger behind them? Then have that stranger fall madly in love with you because it turned out that drink you threw was a love potion? No, just me? Well, damn. Dealing with a pirate ship full of demons that just moved into town was hard enough. Now on top of it, I have to convince a werewolf that I'm not his fated mate, he's just drugged. Easier said than done.

When Whitley Whitt becomes the chef at Castle Tepesh, she wants nothing more than to get the funds to buy back her grandmother's bakery and return to living her best life, reading romance and baking cupcakes. But the castle gets creepier day by day, and she thinks Connor O'Doyle is the biggest bosshole to ever live.

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a wolf, asking him to love her… If only life were that simple, but being a famous actress means nothing in my life is simple. When I bump into the guy of my dreams, I know it's doomed from the start. Will is everything I have a weakness for: smart, funny...

All Sian wanted was a quiet moment to make out with her new girlfriend. Instead, she and the adorably monstrous Trillin find themselves trapped by a world whose fairytale magic has very strict ideas about who gets a happily-ever-after. Princesses exist to be rescued. Heroes do the rescuing. And monsters? Monsters get killed. In a world where happy-ever-after has teeth, Sian and Trillin are going to learn to bite back.