It's a slow-burn, kinda sci-fi, kinda mystery drama… with its own sense of humor (which, coincidentally, is much like mine).

It's about time troubles. About "mathmagics," a warrior nun, and an amnesiac who loves her. (Her love language may, in fact, be blunt force trauma. He stands by this.)

It's about constellations and their legends guiding a world without stars, and the people trying to record them for the future.

It's about the price you pay for the wrong decision, and a gentle soul who would never check the cost.

It’s a story about making impossible choices when no one will know the sacrifice you made for them.

If you like stories that take their time and trust you to hold on, this might be your thing.

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Written, performed, and produced by Shawn Fitzmaurice.

Trailer featuring Kaelin Fitzmaurice, Shelly Fear (voiceoverslayer.com), and Hanna Burnett (hannaburnett.com).

Series also includes performances from Charlie Fitzmaurice

Cover art by Vega Bayu (instagram.com/vegabayu).

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Dear Listener, fear not.When the constant is identified, the variables align and the system engages.— Author Unknown

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The morning Gratch Hollow burned. Sara's cat-assisted equation. The Stranger's final death, so far. Cat on a mission: Moth to the flame.And a man who arrives mid-scream with just enough breath left to say a name.Who is Tango One?

Jon was not born in Gratch Hollow, but he became part of it.

In Ilra Wint’s chronicles, he is recorded through the work of his days—bare-hoofed in the garden, mending what was broken, steady when the rest of us were not.

This audio drama episode of What the Pig Promised follows Jon—the Quiet Goreborn—the family who raised him, and the place he held in Gratch Hollow.

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The Stranger finds unintended purpose in his grueling death cycle, while the battle for a mysterious and frightened boy rages.

A passage from The Book of Purifications: the legend of the Sister of Ashen — warrior of the Equation, protector of the constant, and catalyst of the Nameless.

The creative innovation of a mathemagical pattern.

The gardener with the bravery of innocence.

And from a higher place… the spiral reveals itself, while the panther guards the truth from those not yet ready to receive it.

Dear Listener, fear not. A deep freeze may still a river’s surface, but in spring it again becomes one with the undercurrent.

Solstice storybook tales of the Stranger waking to a Hollow buried in warm snow… a village replaced with something different… and a little girl who brought her cats to meet him.

A story for Goreborn piglets, explaining humans. Possibly.

Magic colorful cats.

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Dear Listener,

Nothing’s ever truly gone, and nothing gained nor lost. It just transforms, unnoticed… forgotten… ’til it’s not. Like sickness, or a story, or a lifetime, or a plot.

— Author Unknown

When control of the experiment begins to slip, Kellor Voss commits to a drastic system reset and executes it with precision. The reset fails, changing the stakes in ways no one could have anticipated.

At the same time, Sara’s work begins to cross from theory into the physical world, and the Stranger’s repeated deaths no longer follow a reliable path.

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The third stitch in the patchwork of Gratch Hollow.
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Sister Tephra runs to calculate, and calculates to forget. What’s the solution, and what do stars in a starless sky have to do with it?

Is the Big Dipper really a pig?

What’s the connection between pigs, filth, variables, and constants?

It’s all tied together.

Also… someone’s got a cruuuush.

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Introducing Shelly Fear as Sister Tephra

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Charlie Fitzmaurice as Teran (the son)

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(updated content August 9, 2026) A loose page in a book about constellations—though no one here has ever seen one—hand-printed by a local living legend: the girl who stayed.

A Stranger waking to an axe to the skull again—no answers, but he might be falling in love... or something like it.

A constellation tale of seven vengeful children who mock a fallen warrior forever.

A pig-man waiting with blankets and food, just in case someone needs comfort like he did.

A young widow opening her door to a child with no past.

And Sara beginning to write herself into the sky.

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