Sinister Cinema is in the studio adding his thoughts. Also a hint for an upcoming episode.

This week on What We Saw On Stolen Cable, Uncle Patches and Sinister Cinema crank the volume to eleven and dive headfirst into the animated fever dream that traumatized an entire generation — The Transformers: The Movie.

We’re talking:

• The shocking deaths that left kids emotionally wrecked
• Why this soundtrack still goes unbelievably hard
• Whether Optimus Prime’s death was the boldest or cruelest move in cartoon history
• And how a toy commercial somehow became one of the most metal animated movies ever made

Joining us for the episode is special guest actor Brant Bumpers as we revisit giant robots, hair metal energy, and enough childhood trauma to fuel the Matrix of Leadership itself.

So grab your VHS memories, avoid the Sharkticons, and remember you need to present an Energon goodie when giving the universal greeting " Bah Weep Granah Weep Nini Bong"

A list of planned upcoming episodes.

How time works.

Some people call it cheesy. Some people call it weird. We call it one of the greatest movies ever made.

This week on What We Saw On Stolen Cable, Uncle Patches, Sinister Cinema and special guest Brant Bumpers dive into Big Trouble in Little China—the neon-soaked martial arts fantasy comedy that somehow throws truckers, sorcerers, monsters, gang wars, and ancient curses into one perfect cult classic.

We break down why this movie confused critics in the ‘80s, why audiences eventually embraced it, and why so many people secretly loved it long before they admitted it out loud. From Kurt Russell’s legendary performance as Jack Burton to the wild creature effects and nonstop one-liners, this is pure late-night cable magic.

Because let’s be honest… if you grew up watching this movie, you probably spent years pretending you didn’t love it.

And now? Everybody finally admits it.

Hanging out with Sinister Cinema and Actor Brant Bumpers.

Featuring Actor Brant Bumpers!

Late-night cable strikes again. This week Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, we dive headfirst into one of the most chaotic, confusing, and strangely eye-opening movies we ever stumbled across way too young.

What starts as a wild road trip quickly spirals into something else entirely—where the line between funny and frightening disappears fast. Uncle Patches and Sinister Cinema are joined by special guest actor Brant Bumpers to break down the madness, the performances, and how a movie filled with excess somehow delivers one very clear message: this is not the ride you want to take.

Somewhere between the bats, the desert, and the neon glow of Vegas… we learned drugs were bad.

This week on What We Saw On Stolen Cable, we’re talking about The Beastmaster—the movie that made every kid think, “You know what I need? A ferret.”

Was it a hit? Not really.
Was it always on TV? Absolutely.

We’re breaking down cable-era brainwashing, sword-and-sorcery weirdness, and the undeniable fact that this movie lived on your screen whether you liked it or not. Plus: bat people, shirtless heroes, and the questionable life choices inspired by 1980s fantasy films.

If you’ve ever flipped channels and landed halfway into this movie for the 30th time… this episode is for you.