Our two heroes open up the phone lines for their first-ever CALL IN SHOW! Needless to say, absolutely nothing goes wrong. The number is up on your screen now - long distance charges apply.

Our two heroes postpone the Roast to discuss their new oil tanker birthday present, The Shithole Country Olympics, whether or not sriracha belongs in society, office potlucks, and how every single one of us has ****ed Bill Clinton's ****

Our two heroes discuss how to avoid catching a case for a 12" to the chest, MTG being the HBIC, the immanent exit of NYC's greatest comedic actor, and their continued efforts to remain the Most Trusted Name in Escaped Primate News.

Oh and the date and deus are set: The Two Angry Immigrants Roast of MoonTwoPointO and Davey P is HAPPENING. Featuring the one and only Roast Master Megan Casada, and the imposing Deus of our longtime friends and roasters Kigami, Thomas Crown, Blair Hotchner, Nef, and Hiram Quesada. Stay Tuned!

Blair's back for PART 2! That's right, we went on so long, we had to prolong...

..to discuss Bad Bunny's halftime appearance, Indigenous People's Day and its frightening lack of associated statues, and several other things that could get us canceled - if we weren't planning to make June 14th a national holiday.

Our two heroes welcome a most coveted guest BLAIR HOTCHNER-HAYNES!

She joins us to discuss putting fat generals out of a job, the lack of deported Fins, the quality of American Eagle jeans, and the importance of never, ever saying anything but nice things about the people in charge.

Moon and Davey plan parades, ponder selling invisible statues, eagerly await for Raul to take their baby teeth away, get lost in airports like mice in a maze, enjoy boating safety tips from The Kardashians, and make a BIG SHOW ANNOUNCEMENT! (Editor's Note: Announcement isn't really that big.)

Our heroes welcome back the very special guest MEGAN CASADA! Moon hates on camera men at Coldplay concerts, Davey gets free racisms for life, and Megan's mom is proud of her...so the world is clearly about to end.

Moon explains the Diddy verdict, RIP stands for "Riding On Plane" and Davey ruins your heroes.