Lords:

• Jenni
• Tyriq
  • https://store.steampowered.com/app/3276700/Scrubbin_Trubble/

Topics:

• Doctor Lips
• Tropic Olds
• Cold Sri Top
• Scold It Pro
• Clod I Sport
• Pic Rod Lost
• Disc or Plot
• Doc Rip Slot
• Stolid Crop
• Lo, Cod Strip!
• Cod Trip Sol
• Corps Do Lit
• Cold Pis Tor
• Clipt Roods

Microtopics:

• Trying to make a joke out of your own name: it's impossible.
• Listening to this episode first.
• The ice: it's not gross. (At first.)
• Reverse osmosis water.
• Shipping a game and selling more than one copy.
• Selling enough copies of your game to be in the black with Steam.
• Repaying debts until you end up in the black, because once you go black you never go back.
• Getting old and having creaky bones so you like being warmer.
• Standing in a parking lot in a melancholy mood and looking at the sky.
• The most genetically and financially successful people you know.
• Finishing off your successfulness in the Retirement State.
• Star Tropic Olds.
• Muppet Geriatrics.
• Everyone is born the baby of themselves.
• Geriatric MacGyver training a new younger MacGyver.
• MacGyver vs. O'Gyver.
• Going to Target and buying the sriracha t-shirt to establish your allegiance in the sriracha wars.
• The Hangover and the sequel, Baby Hangover.
• Too Young or Too Homeschooled?
• Bruh bruh bruh, pass the sri.
• Microsoft naming their word processor Word even though there are other kinds of words.
• Y'all It or It Al as the plural for It.
• Putting the Skip It around your ankle.
• Pushing the buttons you understand on a Simon. (Just the volume buttons.)
• Games you are guaranteed to lose, and soon.
• Different short term memories for different senses.
• Dual N-Back.
• Doing a single bicep curl and deciding that you understand exercise and you're done now.
• Clod vs. Klutz.
• The clumsiest people in the world in fierce competition.
• Things you wish you were allowed to laugh at.
• Things you're allowed to laugh at as long as you make a donation.
• Optimizing your laughter to minimize the amount of money you have to put in the laugh jar.
• Last One Laughing, taking the laughter out of comedy one pained grimace at a time.
• Clods of peanut butter.
• Earthen Peanut Butter.
• Shaping peanut butter with your earth manipulation spell.
• A device you can use like a dowsing rod to find dick pics in a room full of hard drives.
• The scene where The Dude shades the notepad.
• Proof that robots can get embarrassed.
• Waiting to watch a movie until after you know every plot twist.
• Everyone's favorite game show: Disc or Plot?
• Innova Leopard.
• Some sort of DJ equipment, for spinning records.
• Disc Golf vs. Disk Golf.
• Floppy Discs and Compact Disks.
• Devices Carrying Sound.
• A guy on Reddit with 8 upvotes.
• Seeing 8 inch floppy disks in the back of someone's car.
• Dr. Ripslot.
• The most stolid vegetable. (Ronald Reagan.)
• Doozers making their Doozer Sticks out of radishes.
• Secret Fraggle Lore.
• Mutualism between Doozers and Fraggles.
• The most emotive crop.
• Crop with a c, not with a k.
• Saying "Lo!" all the time.
• Thinking "betimes" frequently but never saying it out loud.
• Always forgetting to use "whilst."
• Whomst'd've.
• Pregnancy antihistamines.
• Different kinds of fake dartboards.
• Under the thumb of Big Velcro.
• Throwing fish sticks at the sun and missing.
• Corps Du Lit, WI
• Book clubs that only do books that are two or three words long.
• Librarian: Tidy up the Arcane Library.
• Relaxing by reshelving books.
• Complimenting housework any time you see it happen.
• Picking up trash from the ground and finding a place to throw it away and wishing someone would congratulate you.
• Hansel and Gretel and Chancellor Stormdancer.
• Tongue Root Harmony.
• Paying attention to where your tongue is at all times.
• What takes your cold piss away?
• Trunk Kevin Crap, Look at That Low Flying Plane.

Lords:

• Cort
• Martin
  • https://steamcommunity.com/app/2111550

Topics:

• What does Thomas The Tank Engine do when he gets an itchy nose?
• The end of Destiny
• Glittermitten Grove's undisclosed AI content
• Iroha
  • https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iroha
• I need to add bears to my threat model
• What thing would you like to be entangled with?

Microtopics:

• Setting arbitrary deadlines to get things done and taking them seriously.
• Lord Walker.
• Writing 20 songs in 12 hours.
• Schrodinger's Cat Burglar.
• A video game that everyone in the world will love.
• Jimbo and the Jet Set.
• Soulful butt-licking.
• Do Fish Itch?
• What twisted idiot god would make a fish itch.
• The cosmology of Thomas the Tank Engine.
• Itchy planes flying very close to a mountain so they can scratch their faces.
• Whether trains can die in the Thomas the Tank Engine universe.
• Trains trying to live up to human standards of beauty.
• Pixar Cars needing eye surgery.
• Destiny's Final Update.
• Patrolling the moon in search of wizards.
• T-shirts with the insignias of obscure PVP factions.
• The logo of a football team that doesn't exist.
• Destiny shipping as MusicPlayerDemo.exe.
• Six people at the peak of their skill doing weird crap.
• Extremely obscure, elaborate secrets in MMOs.
• The CEO wanting to write a bunch of game lore so the developers have to find a place for him to put it
• Deliberately burning yourself out on an MMO and then deleting it forever.
• Vaulting Justifications.
• Clarity of Biome.
• Great ideas for a company that has infinite resources.
• RuneScape Modern and RuneScape Classic.
• Quitting WoW with your fiancee because you have a wedding to plan.
• The additional fee Blizzard charges for hosting your wedding inside of World of Warcraft.
• Fantasy heroin vs. Sci-Fi heroin.
• Stephepoa, Jasquosius, Dovanice and Jixandlia.
• Little dudes persisting between missions, if they survive.
• Naming all the fish after your Kickstarter backers.
• Doing all the same things the target your satirizing does, except you're doing them ironically.
• Lemmings as a squad-based tactical war game.
• A joyous approach to an anti-war message that makes war seem like a ton of fun.
• Violating the Geneva Convention by putting the Red Cross in Duke Nukem 3D.
• The video game that has committed the most real life war crimes.
• Poems you can't look at.
• Arriving today at the deep mountains of evanescent existence.
• Perfect pangrams.
• How they decided on the order of the Japanese phonetic alphabet.
• Who does Shakespeare think he is?
• Localizing Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffallo into foreign languages.
• Poorly localized advertising campaigns.
• Who is the Pilot?
• Reading Kingdom Hearts sequel titles as poetry.
• A Language Built for Poetry.
• Coyotes begrudgingly scampering away after you honk loud enough.
• A small family of black bears walking down your street and effortlessly demolishing all your trash cans.
• Dressing your dogs up like bear cubs so the mama bear takes care of them.
• How are you going to keep your trash safe?
• Trying to design a trash can lid that can be operated by a drunk human but not by a smart bear.
• Putting up bear crossing signs on every street in hopes that you'll discourage traffic driving through your neighborhood.
• What is this, an overpass for bears?!
• A salmon tube but for bears.
• Things in nature that want to kill you that you routinely interact with.
• Animals that are great except they have way too many legs.
• Entangled Burglars.
• Sharing thoughts and sensory inputs over long distances.
• Wrapping yourself in mummy wrappings so nobody can observe you directly.
• The Timid Butthole.
• Where does the cat end and the cat fur begin?
• Sneaking into the archives and discovering a picture of your dad's butthole in the files and wondering "How did they get this? Why do they have this?"
• The Three Names of an Elf.
• Why Cort is one of the most researched developers on Mobygames.

Lords:

• Kate
• Andrew

Topics:

• Movies that are supposed to be good and kind of annoyingly are actually good
• Making friends when you're old
• Paris's pneumatic mail system
• Forgiven, by A. A. Milne
  • https://www.poeticous.com/a-a-milne/forgiven-i-found-a-little-beetle-so-that-beetle-was-his-name

Microtopics:

• The skill to make the noises that are in your head.
• Writing quests for Hello Kitty Island Adventure.
• Sanrio's NDA-enforcing snipers.
• A crocodile that was invented in 1978.
• Writing quests that force the artists to figure out how a crocodile would wear sunglasses.
• Writing the dialog tree as the player is clicking on options, like Gromit placing tracks right as the train is about to roll over them.
• Spending five years shipping the first part of a live service game and then shipping additional parts every few weeks.
• Trying to rebuild a house while someone is living in it.
• Lingo 2.
• Dungeon Gals.
• The kind of game you can't draw a map of.
• Teetering on the razor's edge of "I'm a genius" and "I don't understand anything."
• What does the developer tooling look like for games that have non-euclidean spaces?
• Duplicated spaces with secret warp volumes.
• The kind of movie that an Infinite Jest reader will recommend.
• Terry Cavanagh's game about making tea.
• Egg Game?
• Astonishing movie running times.
• Five minutes of two men intensely looking at each other.
• An adventure movie about two best friends who hate each other.
• James Joyce: maybe he's good?
• A guy who lives in the middle of nowhere who thinks about politics a lot and never talks to anyone.
• Gerry, starring Ben Affleck and Matt Damon.
• The art is coming from inside the head.
• Pro Shots vs. bootlegs.
• Jukebox musicals.
• Shawshank Redimension.
• Shawshank Redemption 2: Shawshank Herdemption.
• Communicating between cell blocks by flushing the toilet.
• Loove a.k.a. Flushed a.k.a. Lavatory Lovastory.
• Mixing your DNA with someone you've never seen.
• Florida Writing.
• Gravity Slingshotting around your hobbies to reach friendship.
• Going to GDC and making a bunch of game dev friends.
• Plateauing at two digits.
• Getting hobbies that put you in a room with people of your desired gender.
• Your co-worker at the call center who's married to the CEO of Twinings.
• Playing puzzle games on the Internet in front of a chatful of puzzle experts.
• The protagonist getting stuck on a puzzle and the narrator turning to the audience and saying "chat, help us out with this one."
• Making friends vs. keeping friends.
• The friendships that you both care enough about to have maintained.
• I Love a Thoont.
• Building a pneumo to relieve congestion on the telegraph system.
• When the telegraph was invented vs. when pneumatics were invented.
• Why banks had pneumatic drive thrus rather than the teller just handing you the stuff through the window like a fast food drive thrus.
• Whimsical coffee preparation.
• The cost of building a giant tube between the coasts of North America.
• The Alameda-Weehawken Burrito Tunnel.
• Inventing a frictionless tube.
• Preparing burritos to be magnetically fired.
• Rifled sewers.
• Plunging into the Lithosphere.
• A diagram that shows how the burrito gets heated.
• The Taste of Breaking the Sound Barrier.
• Getting your poem voice on.
• Whether A. A. Milne knew about hash tags.
• Non-Fungible Beetles.
• Oh great, the same beetle came back!
• The kind of look that means "it's me, the same beetle!"
• The XIX and XX centuries.
• Writing Very Blackly.
• Why Does Pooh Own a Shotgun?
• All the talking Winnie the Pooh animals turning out to be aliens, like Starfox.
• A pneumatic tube, except instead of burritos you're firing cork.
• Writing your thesis on pop guns and continuing to do post doc research on pop guns.
• Spud Guns vs. Potato Cannons.
• A Normal Spud Gun for Normal Children.
• Seeing that Wikipedia considers Spud Guns low importance and thinking of ways to make Spud Guns more important.
• Too Many Posts.