This week, we’re unpacking the insanity that is Blank Check, a movie that’s somehow even weirder than its reputation suggests. Yes, we’ll get to the grown woman kissing an 11-year-old boy, because that’s every bit as baffling as you’ve heard. But that’s honestly the least surprising thing about a movie where fraud is rewarded, money solves everything, and everybody involved seems to be making the worst possible decision at all times.

BLANK CHECK!

Preston presses penis on a pedophile, pinching pennies and pushing on pussy! Apex predator in the kiddy pool! Shady Shay’s shady negotiations! Unlimited kid money montage! Sweat fruit semantics! Caught by Thin Diesel! Agent Shay’s adolescent attraction, and much, much more on this week's episode of The Worst Movie Ever Made!

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This week, we’re all about unpacking 2010’s Little Fockers! The first one was good. The second one was just as good. The third one? Does anybody even remember watching this one? Well, those who did watch it HATE IT, and for good reason.

This movie cost $100 million to make, and it’s 97 minutes long. That’s over a million dollars a minute, and there wasn’t even a gazebo fire.

Gaylord Greg gets got as God-Focker, egregiously gagging on grandpa’s guile, guilt-tripping, and Goodfella’s and Godfather complex, gradually getting good graces from good gumption! Spite fucking Jessica Alba? It takes two to Sustaingo! Kosmo Kramer Jenga! Punching out bottom blocks! Rep on erectile dysfunction! Good, smooth insertions! Get interested in that pit! His one and only Pamcake! Hotties always getting jobbies! Extracting blood from a stone-boner, and much, much more on this week’s episode of The Worst Movie Ever Made!

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This week, we get into 2009’s Dragonball Evolution. I don’t watch any anime, and don’t even know what a Dragon Ball is. This movie is trash though. I know nothing about the lore, and was deeply upset. I could only imagine what it must have felt like to be that invested in a franchise, only for the dim-witted cum baby of Jessie Pinkman and the “Dude, You’re Getting a Dell” guy to be the reluctant hero on this loser’s journey.

Basically, Dragonball is Draggin’ Balls!

“Dude, you’re getting a Dell” guy dunks on demons and doesn’t die, unfortunately … den he uses da dragon balls! Big bag buffering in the barrens! Very not Dragonball-ish! Chi-Chi’s hot little box! Frenetic finger flaps! Piccolo force-choking a house! Dragonball energy seekers! Stone temple covered in karate people! Spraying your spirit gel! Evaporated meteor baby monkey lords! Chi-Chi’s karate-kid cooperation, and much, much more on this week’s episode of The Worst Movie Ever Made!

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