"WARRIORSSSS! COME OUT TO PLAYEEYYYEHHHH!"

Good movie week, we really need it after this dungpile of a season!

Wailing whippersnappers, The Warriors, wreck, rampage, and wander, worse for wear, waiting for war! Crime messiah killed by pariah! Vibe check 5000! DJ’s “Feed me, Seymour” mouth!” Baseball furies! Spending money to wet the set! Mercy’s nipples! 30 Orphans line up for war! Radio mouth reminders! A gaggle of gangster lesbians! Ever-increasing hick lines! Bringing the winning knife to a gunfight, and much, much more on this week’s episode of The Worst Movie Ever Made!

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War of the worlds! Not the H.G. Wells novel! Not the Spielberg one! Nope. ICE CUBE, MOTHERFUCKER! This was a gnarly experience. We complained about it so much that our episode is longer than the actual movie. Chew on that, Jeff Bezos, you bald-headed fuck!

“Ohhhhh my godddddd.” -Ice Cube, Probably.

Alien annihilation, amazon advertisements, awesome! Techno tendrils whipping out all sexy like? Faith calls the Cube Father! Helicopter hit, “how you?” Mark’s Prime Video van? Daddy Cube is coming! Your mouth was made to suck my … data! Cumsocks on Ebay! Amazon ass play! Sexy tech babe tentacles, and much, much more on this week’s episode of The Worst Movie Ever Made!

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This week, we bust our Chuck cherries on air with 1985’s Invasion U.S.A. Terrorists don’t get killed by Chuck Norris. They kill themselves when they know that Chuck Norris is coming for them! Russians are the big bad, just like in real life today!

USA! USA! USA!

Naughty, nut-knocking nemesis napalms Norris’ nest, Norris nullifies with knuckle sandwiches, nasty nomadic NORAD network, and never not negotiating. Shaking the rust off of Rostov, the cock shooter! Episodic, chaotic, and downright idiotic! Gliding through the bayou! Oily reflections on the flesh! Farm to table gator dogs! Shrink wrap face chocolate?! Breaching the bayou abode! Multiple swamp gliders bombarding the bungalow, putting bullets in the backwoods bestie! Vodka by piss proxy! Little bitch unit biker gang! Ted the Fed, and much, much more on this week’s episode of The Worst Movie Ever Made!

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