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The Useless Hotline

The Useless Hotline

Von: Max Balegde & George Clarke
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Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.


Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.



Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:


theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com


OR


Send a voice note to our Instagram:


https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

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Max Balegde & George Clarke
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  • The Final Episode.
    May 3 2026

    Join our Patreon!!! - https://www.patreon.com/TheUselessHotline


    Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.


    Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.



    Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:


    theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com


    OR


    Send a voice note to our Instagram:


    https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=



    You can also listen here:


    Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234


    Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl



    Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?


    Tiktok:

    https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&_r=1


    Instagram:

    https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=


    Hosts Socials:


    Max’s YouTube:

    https://youtube.com/@max_balegde

    George’s YouTube:

    https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke


    Max’s TikTok:

    https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&_r=1

    George’s TikTok:

    https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&_r=1


    Max’s Instagram:

    https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

    George’s Instagram:

    https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/


    George’s Twitter:

    https://twitter.com/Clarke13George


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    1 Std. und 59 Min.
  • How Would GEORGE CLARKE & MAX BALAGDE Spend £200M: Mukbangs, Moats and a 'Social Battery'
    Apr 24 2026

    Description: This week, we’re joined by TikTok & Youtube sensations - the hosts of The Useless Hotline podcast - George Clarke and Max Balegde!

    So listen in as the duo dives into all the wildly unhinged ways they’d spend a £200,000,000 EuroMillions jackpot. From a time-traveling mukbang to cancel Henry VIII, to a spiteful loft conversion built solely to annoy Max with loud Pasodoble dancing, to the ultimate morning routine on the 10-minute “cleaner coaster”


    Subscribe and follow for new episodes every Friday!!!


    Apple Podcasts: https://tinyurl.com/ycyfv2fc

    On Spotify: https://tinyurl.com/4ths7ned

    On TikTok: https://tinyurl.com/4d9k5457

    On Instagram: https://tinyurl.com/ykumd329

    On YouTube: https://tinyurl.com/yxyruujd


    Brought to you by EuroMillions from The National Lottery and Acast Creative ✨

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    47 Min.
  • BONUS EPISODE! End Of Tour Wrap Up!!!
    Apr 19 2026

    Join our Patreon!!! - https://www.patreon.com/TheUselessHotline


    Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.


    Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.



    Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:


    theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com


    OR


    Send a voice note to our Instagram:


    https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=



    You can also listen here:


    Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234


    Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl



    Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?


    Tiktok:

    https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&_r=1


    Instagram:

    https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=


    Hosts Socials:


    Max’s YouTube:

    https://youtube.com/@max_balegde

    George’s YouTube:

    https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke


    Max’s TikTok:

    https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&_r=1

    George’s TikTok:

    https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&_r=1


    Max’s Instagram:

    https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

    George’s Instagram:

    https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/


    George’s Twitter:

    https://twitter.com/Clarke13George


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    38 Min.
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