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With the untimely closing of the Kennedy Center, our hosts lucked upon an awards show for political cowardice that needed a venue. Never missing an opportunity, our hosts present the Lindsey Graham Profiles in Courage/Cowardice Awards for 2025. What a stunning array of nominees and honorable (sic) mentions. Award season has never been livelier. Steve returned the rented tuxedo he had just in case there were photos. Jeff summoned up the courage/cowardice to ask Kristy Noem for a date. Johnny briefly considers drinking less.

Steve - Steve

Jeff - Jeff

Johnny - Frank Schettino

"Holiday for Strings" written by David Rose and performed by David Rose and his Orchestra.

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As attentive to detail as usual, our hosts neglected to plan anything for Valentine's Day. But luckily our intrepid podcast hosts always have ideas--and they did not disappoint! They create holiday buffer zones, if you will, and why not apply them to birthdays and anniversaries? And why not solve world problems with them as well? Happy perpetual Saturday, and welcome to the Claudidian Race! Steve scheduled the show to post one minute later than usual, just to feel unconstrained. Jeff, always feeling unconstrained, nailed toothpicks into his new car's cup holder. Johnny asked for remote broadcasting gear, as if he will be out of the studio for a while.

Steve - Steve

Jeff - Jeff

Johnny - Alvin Kelly

"Holiday for Strings" written by David Rose and performed by David Rose and his Orchestra

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Ever the intrepid journalists, our hosts secured an exclusive interview with Nicolas Maduro, formerly of Venezuela, now residing in New York. While prepping to interview him, our hosts engage in an extended, informative, yet pointless discussion of various odd and extreme things they have run across while searching for something else. From the Carnegie Library to the Holy Roman Empire, you won't want to miss a single gem! Jeff is trying to invent a frictionless ruler. Steve thinks it's quite the coincidence that so many places have a body of water called Salt Creek. Johnny got a box of Venezuelan cigars.

Nicolas Maduro - Jack Griffin

Steve - Steve

Jeff - Jeff

Johnny - Norman G. Baker

"Holiday for Strings" written by David Rose and performed by David Rose and his Orchestra

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