Tried sending this episode back in time but they sent it back (?) and said it angered their sun God. So that might explain why things are going the way they're going.

Everyone who listens to this episode will have good luck for the next 100 years. After that you're on your own.

This podcast was nominated for the [REDACTED] awards. I haven't found out whether I won or not because I'm still waiting on the FOIA request.

Please stop ringing bells, at this point the angels have way too many wings and it’s starting to get scary.

Back in the day, every box of Cracker Jacks would come with an episode of The Purgatory Podcast inside. Not anymore though. Now we live in hell.

I just now realized that “Moons over my Hammy” is a reference to Moon Over Miami. Why don’t they teach this in school? Instead of "geography."

0 out of 10 dentists recommend this podcast all because I suffer from something called "Viral cavities" that can be spread via the sound of my voice.

My solo breaking of the wishbone attempt this year was foiled by my greatest enemy -- myself.