Roses are red. Violets are blue. This holiday was weird… and kind of violent too.

This week, Jade, Lavender, and Crimson dig up the spooky origins of Valentine’s Day and discover that love is built on martyrs, ancient Roman chaos, ritual pairings, and some extremely dramatic saint lore. We’re talking executions, fertility festivals, and how we somehow turned all that into heart-shaped chocolate capitalism.

Was Valentine real? Were there multiple Valentines? Why were heads rolling? And how did we go from ancient rituals to Walgreens stuffed animals?

It’s romance. It’s history. It’s mildly cursed.

Light a candle. Text your situationship. And press play.

In this episode, Jade, Lavender, and Crimson set out with good intentions and a timeline. We start by tracing the surprisingly wild history of 3D printing. From early experimental machines and sci-fi dreams to how printers escaped the lab and landed on desks, garages, and convention floors everywhere.

We talk breakthroughs, weird inventions, and how the tech went from “this will change the world” to “why is it making that noise?”

And then… the last 15 minutes happen.

The facts dissolve. The structure collapses. The conversation mutates into pure, unfiltered chaos. Tangents multiply, logic takes a coffee break, and whatever discipline we had left is absolutely abandoned.

Educational at first. Unhinged by the end. Exactly as planned. 🔥🖨️

Winter hits different. The days are shorter, the sun clocks out early, and suddenly everything feels a little heavier. This week, Jade, Lavender, and Crimson dig into the winter blues. The seasonal sadness, the cabin fever, the brain fog, the “why am I like this” spiral and how we fight back.

We’re talking real coping mechanisms, dumb little joys that keep us functioning, routines that help (sometimes), and the small acts of defiance that make winter survivable. From comfort media and creative outlets to spite-fueled motivation and letting yourself rot responsibly, this episode is equal parts honest, cathartic, and weirdly comforting.

If winter has you feeling low, stuck, or emotionally hibernating, you’re not alone. We’re right there with you, clawing toward the light, one warm drink and unhinged rant at a time.

MAGFest 2026 chewed us up, blasted chiptunes directly into our souls, and politely asked for more chaos. Jade, Turnip, and Crimson report back from the con floor with stories of nonstop music, feral arcade energy, cosplay sightings that altered our brain chemistry, and the unique joy of running on vibes and vending machine food.

We’re talking favorite moments, unexpected highlights, things that absolutely broke us (emotionally and physically), and why MAGFest remains one of the most unhinged, joyful gatherings of nerd culture on the planet. If you’ve ever lost track of time in a rhythm game hall or felt spiritually reborn by a live chip show, this one’s for you.

Headphones on. Chaos engaged. 🎶🔥

Jade, Lavender, and Crimson dive headfirst into the neon-lit whirlwind that is MAGFest. From nonstop gaming and live music to late-night shenanigans, unforgettable panels, and the kind of chaos only a 24-hour festival can deliver, this episode breaks down what makes MAGFest such a uniquely unhinged experience. Expect stories, laughs, sensory overload, and plenty of love for the community that turns a hotel into a temporary gaming utopia. It’s loud, it’s exhausting, it’s magical, and yes… we’d absolutely do it all again.

New year, fresh calendar… and the same beautifully chaotic world. Jade, Lavender, and Crimson sit down to talk hopes, dreams, and cautiously optimistic plans for 2026, while fully acknowledging that life rarely follows the vision board. From personal goals and creative ambitions to things we’re leaving behind and lessons we’re dragging with us anyway, this episode is equal parts reflection, optimism, and reality check. No fake resolutions, no toxic positivity, just better intentions and a little hope for what’s next.

Jade, Lavender, and Crimson gather around the metaphorical fireplace to unwrap the glittery, goofy, and deeply nostalgic world of Christmas and New Year traditions. From family rituals that feel carved into the calendar to the strange little customs we invent ourselves, the trio explores how these holidays stitch together memory, culture, and a dash of seasonal absurdity. Expect cozy vibes, spirited storytelling, and a few confessions about the rituals we swear we’ll definitely keep next year.

Whether you’re lighting candles, baking cookies, dodging fruitcake, or counting down to midnight with a sparkler in hand, this episode celebrates the rituals that make the season shimmer.

Jade, Lavender, and Crimson crack open the labyrinth known as American healthcare and sift through the chaos, contradictions, and wallet-draining absurdity that somehow pass for a “system.” From insurance games that feel rigged to medical bills that arrive like jump-scares, this episode pulls no punches. Expect sharp takes, personal stories, a little righteous fury, and a few laughs to keep the blood pressure down while we navigate the mess together.

If you’ve ever wondered why something so essential feels designed to break you, welcome to the episode that says the quiet parts out loud.