It's time to pick a bone! Mel talks about her love for old man music, Dan saves all the puppies, and J-Roc goes to Washington!!

We’ve all been there, sobbing heavily through mouthfuls of ice cream and lucky charms, washed down with swigs of cheap whiskey. The sad comic display interrupted only by brief periods of deep compilation of how we got here, quickly followed by more sobbing, eating, then whiskey. This ceremonial perpetuation of the fatness/sadness cycle ensures we remain fat enough that every time you catch your soft, flabby meat bag in the mirror you’ll react in the worst way possible and bury those feelings deep in a carton of ho hos. Sure, overeating can be a lot of fun, but is there a downside to this beloved past time?

As Americans, it’s hard for us to imagine that there’s anyone outside these blessed borders of freedom capable of downing as much food as we do. Just occasionally, however, an unlikely contender stumbles up from the underworld to show the true meaning of overeating. In our first deep dive into maniacal masticators, we examine the Australian phenom James Webb. A man who's managed to stack up an impressive list of accomplishments in a short amount of time. Whether it’s breaking a world record, or discovering new galaxies, James makes it look easy.