• I Guess He Deserved It
    Nov 2 2026

    Elena Rybakina does exactly enough to lock up the year-end no. 1 ranking and Daniil Medvedev secures his seventh trip to the ATP Finals. The focus of this episode, however, is gossip: the collapse of diplomatic relations between Berrettini and Musetti, the relentless self-promotion of Juan Carlos Ferrero, and the GEMS Life comms mishap. Plus, a quick media literacy lesson and some changes to the WADA Code which impact tennis. Finally, World Team Tennis is back and it’s coming to Toronto!

    0:45 The end of GEMS Life

    6:15 World Team Tennis is back!

    10:00 Stop falling for fake quotes, I beg

    13:55 Camilo Ugo Carabelli defaulted for … leaving

    15:30 Recent results: Rybakina secures year-end #1, Medvedev qualifies for Finals

    20:20 La chiacchiera: Matteo contro Lorenzo

    27:35 More results: Holger is back!

    33:10 Changes to the doping rules: whereabouts, contamination, and K*lshi

    37:45 I’m taking my talents to …

    43:00 Farewell to Gael, Stanley, David

    46:35 #Glitter25!

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    52 Min.
  • Show Your Ass
    Oct 19 2026

    It’s been a minute! We’re catching up on weeks of tennis during the Asia swing, so rather than run through a list of results, we’ve opted for a sort of word association game. Name a player, talk about them for a while. Some examples: Alejandro’s very good and very vindicating week; Coco Gauff dealing with racist abuse and the WTA’s fecklessness in the face of it; Qinwen tops off her Beijing triumph by running Mirra through a karaoke torture chamber; and Jodar’s penchant for screaming at children. Plus, a slightly shady question about the long WTA season, the state of the Race on both tours, and more!

    3:55 Ale-ale-jandro

    8:10 Rafa Jodar catches another case (deserved)

    14:30 Novak is not dead yet!

    20:25 The gays are coming

    22:15 Carlos, stop embarrassing us in front of company

    28:00 Coco Gauff beats Chinese teenager Sun Xinran, then things get racist

    35:45 A tale of two tantrums

    40:55 Zheng Qinwen: not a singer, but an entertainer

    45:55 Chwalinska beats the fluke allegations

    51:20 Race to the Finals update

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    1 Std.
  • I Don't Think You're Ready: Mailbag Part Two
    Oct 1 2026

    0:50 A self-referential question from James to Jonathan about the show itself

    16:40 Best legs in tennis?

    22:55 The National Bank Open equal pay ad - some Canadian Content for you

    28:05 Do you like musicals? Well, yes …

    34:00 Who do we want to the third guy in the Sincaraz rivalry?

    42:00 Why did Svetlana Kuznetsova miss the Hall of Fame cut?

    46:30 Some thoughts on ATP “weak eras”

    53:00 FMK: thicc

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    56 Min.
  • Yappa Yappa: Mailbag Part One
    Sep 23 2026

    It's that time again: you submitted tons of great questions for our mailbag, enough to fill two episodes! In part one, we talk about our happiest ever moments as tennis fans; all-time favorite Bravo shows; and the trickiness of navigating players' missteps while learning which hills are worth dying on.

    3:05 Favorite of the 3 Slams we’ve attended

    7:30 Tips on navigating the busy US Open

    16:25 Our happiest moments as tennis fans

    19:20 Worst kits of all time

    26:20 Favorite Bravo shows: all-time and current

    36:35 A question about race, identity, and how much it’s fair to expect from players

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    54 Min.
  • The Stick Shoots
    Sep 15 2026

    It turns out the stick shoots more than once a year. Elena Rybakina snatched the #1 ranking and the US Open title from Aryna Sabalenka with her suffocating, nearly nonchalant power game. On the men’s final Sunday, we witnessed the first match between two openly gay ATP players, as Mika Brunold and Joao Reis da Silva faced off in Austria. Also, yes, That Guy won his second major by defeating a revelatory Ben Shelton. We also chat about kits, the ickiness of an official “prediction market partnership,” and the best quarterfinal day in a long time, featuring a generous gesture from Frances Tiafoe and an epic that played Sabalenka into form.

    1:20 Elena Rybakina sewed up #1 and never looked back

    15:40 Aryna Sabalenka’s sour grapes

    20:40 Other notes from the women’s draw: the top 4 seeds reach the semis

    25:15 The real men’s final: Mika Brunold d. Joao Reis da Silva

    28:40 There are no asterisks (unfortunately)

    33:55 Ben Shelton breaks through

    46:30 "Just let it go" … no

    54:00 Throw it back into the ocean

    58:15 A partnership with Kalshi: why this stinks

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    1 Std. und 8 Min.
  • Loose Nips Sink Ships
    Sep 6 2026

    Jonathan is back from the US Open with stories to share. What is it like attending the US Open now that it's allegedly overrun by influencers? We talk about the difficulty of paying attention to tennis on the sport’s biggest court. Plus, we hear about the experience of seeing Venus and Serena play doubles, staying up with Novak and Venus for the tournament’s latest ever start, and cold green beans and caviar. As for the tennis, the top women have mostly survived and the race for #1 is still on, while the men are offering precious little when so much is at stake.

    1:00 The Louis Armstrong virtual queue

    5:40 The women’s round of 16: Zheng, Osaka, Gauff, and more

    17:40 Waiting around for Venus vs Kenin

    20:00 Venus & Serena doubles: Venus was great!

    24:35 Watching tennis in Ashe is not for the easily distracted

    29:30 Men’s results: say goodbye to the top half

    44:25 Consider me uninfluenced

    53:25 Other stuff from the grounds: lotharios, palomas, and caviar

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    1 Std. und 11 Min.
  • A Cup of Ambition
    Aug 28 2026

    One of us is heading to New York for the 2026 US Open as we speak. On our preview episode, we talk about the first real fight for the women’s #1 ranking in a while; the surging Gauff, Swiatek, and Pegula; the absolute state of the men’s draw without Jannik and with a questionable Alcaraz; and those poised for huge breakthroughs if things shake out right (Fils? Eala?). We discuss the wild card snub and later non-snub of Stan Wawrinka. Later, some reflections on the mixed doubles exhibition – fun ‘til it wasn’t – and the joy of seeing Muchova and Mensik win and the extroversion twins Carlos and Serena hang out together.

    1:30 Coco & Arthur take Cincinnati

    7:50 The race for #1 and other WTA storylines

    10:35 Women’s draw

    24:05 Wild cards are not meritocratic (and they’re not supposed to be)

    30:10 Men’s draw: Carlos is back, Jannik is not

    42:05 The mixed doubles exhibition

    51:10 The Roger Federer Laser Light Show

    54:30 Remembering Dolly Parton

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    1 Std. und 5 Min.
  • Clap If You Care
    Aug 22 2026

    Bring back the US Open Series! The summer hard court swing continues on its confusing cadence. We spent a few nights at the National Bank Open in Toronto – James unwittingly sat in Iga Swiatek Country and witnessed her return to form (ok, I’ve already said too much). The other biggest stories in tennis these days are: Alex Eala, Rafa Jodar, injuries, and the innumerable opinions on the Williams sisters. Should Venus ******? Should Serena take that wild card? I don’t know man, I’m just trying to enjoy the waning days of summer . Finally, Nick Kyrgios got ahead of the story and announced that he’d tested positive for cocaine in Mallorca, which is a substance of abuse under WADA guidelines. This means if it’s in-competition: very very bad; out of competition: meh.

    1:10 Our visit to the Canadian Open in Toronto

    9:05 A few more ball kid photoshoots should do the trick

    12:25 Jannik out, Carlos in as injuries derail the North American hot boy summer

    18:45 Was the Serena comeback always a lark and we all just took it too seriously?

    24:20 Checking in on Cincinnati

    29:05 Kyrgios and cocaine: looking for empathy, not always finding it

    45:00 Funny like I’m a clown? Like I amuse you?

    47:10 Kingston, Jamaica has a Challenger event!

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    53 Min.