In this episode, the family dives into some big questions and some very uncomfortable confessions. We talk about whether there should be an added layer between police and the public when it comes to mental health responses, and what that could look like in practice.

Matthew shares a recent visit to a psychic that brought him a surprising sense of closure — even if it came in a slightly roundabout way. He also delivers an absolutely unforgettable (and mildly traumatizing) story that will have you immediately checking your work computer’s browser history and privacy settings. Consider yourself warned.

Things take another unexpected turn when Matthew raises the topic of acceptable cleaning practices for… personal items. Let’s just say you may want to think twice before grabbing that glass of water without asking questions.

The conversation shifts to whether people today are more patriotic than in the past, with Anthony breaking down the difference between patriotism and nationalism — and why that distinction matters. Anthony also promises a “lighter” story… which leads the family to seriously question his definition of the word.

Mom brings some must-hear stories about actors that spark plenty of reactions, and she and Matthew revisit a previous topic where new information may have actually changed her perspective. Growth at the table — we love to see it.

As always, it’s thoughtful, ridiculous, and just unfiltered enough to make you laugh, cringe, and maybe rethink a few life choices.

Pull up a chair.

At the time of recording, the family is ringing in the New Year and reflecting on how they celebrated, while also mourning the official end of music videos on MTV. Yes, we are still not over it.

Things take a turn when we dive into Peruvian shamans and their very bold, drug-induced predictions for 2026, because why not start the year that way? Mom keeps us on our toes by mixing up some important details, including who may or may not still be alive, and somehow this all leads us into a surprisingly thoughtful conversation about Little House on the Prairie and whether it is fair to judge people of the past through today’s lens.

Matthew opens up about starting a new medication and shares some of the scarier side effects he experienced, making for a more serious and honest moment at the table. Anthony brings some practical New Year energy by breaking down California’s new opt-out process to finally cut down on spam calls and texts. Kelly rounds things out with insights on minimum wage, sparking a family discussion about what is realistic, what is livable, and what actually feels fair.

As always, it is thoughtful, chaotic, occasionally concerning, and very much a family conversation. Pull up a chair.

This week, the family recaps Christmas on the coast with a holiday trip to Trinidad (not Tobago, we promise). Think stunning ocean views, unexpected power outages, and Matthew delivering bathroom stories absolutely no one asked for but everyone somehow needed.

Anthony kicks things up a notch by terrorizing the family with a doll he found (because why not), while the house itself starts giving serious Winchester Mystery House… with a view energy. Naturally, chaos ensues.

We dive into what might be the most viral reel of 2025 and unpack our thoughts, which somehow leads us into a deeper conversation about monogamy, the animal kingdom, and what we really think makes relationships last. From societal pressure to personal insight, the table gets surprisingly reflective — before swerving again, obviously.

The family also talks about language and how some conservative, homophobic folks latch onto words like “transnational” and immediately jump to the wrong conclusions. Words matter, context matters, and yes, we have thoughts.

Anthony shares some joyful holiday news with the birth of a new animal, and then we answer a listener question that instantly sends us into laughter: What would your drag queen name be? Let’s just say creativity is high, dignity is low, and even ChatGPT (hello, Miles 👀) jumps in with opinions that make it all even funnier.

We wrap things up debating whether friends can overstay their welcome. Open-door policy… or hard boundaries? Is it okay if they’re laying in your bed and eating all your food? Opinions vary. And finally, Mom shares what may be the most embarrassing moment of her life — one that customer service reps everywhere might want to add to their training manuals.

It’s holiday chaos, unexpected depth, and laughs. You’ll want to hear this one.