The episode so long we had to split it in half! Here's part two!

Topics include: pants splitting hilarity, Tom's predictions for 2026, eggplant!, the TMASM Cookbook

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Happy New Year! Tom, Mike, and Amb- wait, Amber, Mike and Tom are back for a whole new year of hyperspace hijinks!

Topics include: Golden Guys, A dude lives in the New Years ball, Romanian Garlic Growers Coalition, "birdhole" IS a word, damn it!, drinking a big glass of cum, Jerk Off My Shit, Walking Taco

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It's time for the winter holidays, and that means a break from the old routine. Join Crispy D (Mike) and Piper (Amber) on a fun Christmas rolick as they fill in for Santa Claus, who is too busy to deliver gifts this year!

Opening poem and additional segments performed by Tony C.

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Amber is off fulfilling her dream of being a gaucho, and as a result we weren't able to record an episode this week, but please enjoy this best of compilation collecting the best bits from episodes 1 through 6!

Highlights include: Tickle Thine Elmo, SPAP, Primal Lung Therapy, Extreme Hoarders, snakes with boobs, Double Beastiality, thigh titties, Viewmasturbators, Admiral Crunch, Ice Hockey on the Delaware River, Nicole Kidman isn't afraid of anything, the crazy proposed 101 Dalmatians sequel, The Long Plums, Ed Sheerhan's ketchup tattoo, used dental floss, Rod Stewart isn't sexy

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Tom's just a gravy-eatin' fool.

Black market penile surgery. Amber shares Fall holidays and celebrations in various countries. A mouthful of nipples. The gang gives thanks. Mike found a website that does Mad Libs. Terrible, offensive Mad Libs. Tom shares words that sound dirty but aren't. What kind of Fall companion are you?

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amber is a little stuffed treasure chest. Amber shares crazy celebrity quotes. Mike has two buttholes. Mike challenges Amber and Tom to identify which birds are real and which are made up. Tom asks: can you spot the fake conspiracy theories from the ones people actually believe? The gang takes a fall-activity-oriented quiz.

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Mike tells the story of Pencil Dick. Amber quizzes Tom and Mike on the finer points of spellcraft. 3:33 AM - the Devil's Coffee Break. Mike shares Halloween triva. Tom shares some famous least meals and last words from death row inmates. The gang finds out what type of slasher movie monster they would be.

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Tom is a pie-bald incel Redditor, apparently. Amber asks Tom and Mike to discern which crazy carnival food is real and which is made up, making everyone really hungry. Mike tells some jokes. Tom tries out his best pickup lines.

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