Happy Monday, or whatever day it is, because time is fake in January! The weather is weird and G can’t go to bed at a normal time for the life of her. Starbucks feels our wrath because we’re disappointed that there wasn’t a Kettle Korn Khloud Foam involved in the Khloud x Starbucks partnership. Also, the sisters are watching TV like their life depends on it. Gab is locked in on The Gilded Age and G is loving to hate Emily In Paris, or should we call it Emily In Rome. We also debate whether it’s sus that Timothée Chalamet didn’t mention Kylie by name in his speech, and dive into the deep lore of Michelle Randolph, Gregg Sulkin, Lauren Elizabeth and Cameron Fuller. G claims to be an expert but only half knows what she’s talking about (what’s new). We’d ask y’all to give this ep a comment, like and five star review but we’re not gonna beg this week. No promises on next week, though!

xoxo, your sweaty sisters

Happy 2026! We are so honored to be ushering you into the first Monday of this year!! So far the new year is bringing lots of new drama! Between Heated Rivalry, Alix Earle spotted with Tom Brady, and Dakota Johnson romantically linked to Role Model, we are seeing unlikely pairings left and right. We are beyond obsessed with our new comfort show about closeted gay hockey players and need season 2 to be released asap. We also deep dive into the rekindling of Kelsea Ballerini and Chase Stokes, and think we’re onto something about why they ever broke up in the first place. We share some personal anecdotes about grocery shopping with a significant other, being saluted on a run, and Gab turning into a trad wife who can be spotted with sourdough starter and a sewing machine. We end the episode by petitioning against this new trend to thin our eyebrows. We are absolutely not here for it and hope you all agree! Let’s start a bushy eyebrow revolution, people! Love you all and cannot wait to see what this year has in store!!

xoxo, your sweaty sisters

The sisters are being real sisterly today, for better and for worse. Let’s ring in the New Year by fighting but also crying about how much we love each other. This is true sisterhood! We chat about our New Year’s Resolutions and how we have a really good feeling about 2026. We also share about our Christmas and what presents we got each other this year. You’ll absolutely never guess what Gab got for G… It rhymes with frocks and happens to be something we have talked so much shit about for months. We also recap seeing The Housemaid in theaters and want to give a standing ovation and big round of applause to Brandon Sklenar and his impressive ASSets. 10/10 recommend this movie! We love you all and are so extremely grateful for your support this year. We cannot wait for more sisters and more sweating in 2026. We will see you next year!!

xoxo, your sweaty sisters