Which of the classic tickle spots are you the least ticklish?

If you could learn one thing like Neo from The Matrix 1 learns Kung-Fu, what would you download?

If you could freeze time once a day for a regular amount of time knowing that you will continue aging in the stoppage while everyone else will not, how long would you freeze time per day?

SQ BLOG 003

When she was 3, my daughter sat me down and took my hand in hers. She looked me in the eye and said calmly and with compassion, "Here's the deal - you have spiders in your bones."

"What?" I asked with surprise. She rubbed my hand gently. "Don't worry, everyone does. And they won't get out."

"What if I break a bone?"

"Well then they'll get out. So don't do that."

Well, months later a I broke my toe. And now my body is filled with spiders. I guess I should have listened to her.

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SQ WEBLOG 002

Basically, I found a blog in the woods under a log covered in iridescent mushrooms. I ate the whole log and suddenly a dot matrix printout emerged from my mouth containing a story from my memory sack (look it up). This is the second one:

Most days, I make Wesley over easy eggs with buttered toast, buttered toast and half a banana for Adrian, and oatmeal with peanut butter, banana, strawberry, and bloob for Viv and me. We all have our breakfast expectations, or "breakfactations."

One morning recently, I was behind on dishes, huge rackful, full 'shwasher, and more on deck. But I plowed forward anyways. Toast was toasting, oats in the micro, eggs almost done. But I suddenly realized I had no clean spatula to flip the eggs with! I grabbed the pan, turned to Wes, and said, "I've never tried this before, but I've always thought I could do it." I flip these eggs out of the pan, then follow them as they float onto their face, accepting them back into the pan with a bow. We both cheered, then Wesley said, "I'm going to go tell the family."

And she did. And I burned the toast just a little, but who gives a shit.

Bye!

Nick

This week's questions:

• What's your favorite blog?
• What's your favorite gif?
• What's the best all time flash animation?

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SQ WEBLOG 001

Basically, I found a blog in the woods under a log covered in iridescent mushrooms. I ate the whole log and suddenly a dot matrix printout emerged from my mouth containing a story from my memory sack (look it up). This is the first one:

It was the late 90s, and my friend group - Saur, Sarn, and Sowle - had all moved to California to pursue their Hollywood dreams. I think I stayed behind because my name just didn't quite match. Oh well. I was still in Madison going to school, but I'd go out to visit once or twice a year and spend a couple weeks crashing on their couch. One time Sarn and I were playing frisbee on the beach in Santa Monica and we noticed two girls struggling in the waves. We looked to the lifeguard who was already headed in after somebody else. He and Sarn nodded at each other knowingly. We ran into the water in slow motion like Baywatch, but it was just because we were slow. Sarn pulled one of them in while the other tried to drown me. Then he came back and saved us. I mean, I gave her something to do while she waited for him, but it was mostly him. We got to shore and as we crawled out of the ocean (like our ancestors), they said nothing to us as, much like the undertow had done, their boyfriends came and swept them away. Sarn always said that the lifeguard looked over and gave him a proud nod to acknowledge our incredible deed, but I think he was probably just making sure we were going to make it.

Sarn died recently in his sleep. His heart just couldn't take this harsh place. And I'm not sure what to take from this sudden Sarn-shaped hole in spacetime, but I'm going to try to think about how we can rescue each other a little more while we're here.

I bet sometimes these will be funnier. Be excellent to each other.

END OF TRANSMISSION

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