Listen to the sound of rain in a forest while I tell you how to install a ceiling fan.

Sweet Dreams.

10 minutes.

How is a cardboard box made, you ask? Let me tell you. While I put you to sleep. With the sound of rain in the forest. Sounds good, huh? NOW GO TO SLEEP!

Sweet Dreams.

12 minutes.

Listen to soft piano and little birdies while I tell you how to build a birdhouse. Yes, a birdhouse. A house, for birds.

Sweet Dreams.

12 minutes.

Listen to waves crashing on a beach (is that where you're going?) while I read off a list of stuff you need to pack. But don't start packing now. Just go to sleep.

Sweet Dreams.

12 minutes.

Listen to me tell you how to weed your garden. From thegardencontinuum.com. Maybe you know it? I doubt it. Who cares ... Just go to sleep.

Sweet Dreams.

14 minutes.

Listen to me read a list of Movie Titles Turned to Porn Titles. If you want. You don't have to. BTW, I didn't make these up. And I didn't watch any of them. I'm pretty sure I didn't. Oh, and some soothing beach sounds. I think that's nice. Beach sounds are nice.

Sweet Dreams. Or whatever kind of dreams you have tonight.

10 minutes.

Listen to the soothing sounds of little birdies and piano while I read about Birding for Beginners. What could be better?

Sweet Dreams.

14 minutes.

Listen to ambient music while I explain the rules of curling to you. Because it's important to know the rules. Maybe not.

Sweet Dreams.

11 minutes.